Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Did the DoorDash guy deliver your lunch to the bathroom?

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    how do you make the bubbles last that long?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He is not a filthy Pig.

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    If you get the salt level just right, will that eliminate the prune issue?

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    Kveldulf  over 2 years ago

    Man, I really gotta try that sometime.

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    willispate  over 2 years ago

    I haven’t had a bubble bath in YEARS.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    I can’t imagine pig missing a meal.

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    AtariDragon  over 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure I have only had showers for the past 40 years.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    The trick is to dribble in hot water fast enough to keep it warm but slow enough that you don’t run the water heater out of hot water to use. The overflow will work just fine, you don’t have to let any water out the usual way. But you DO need a continuing supply of bubblestuff. And there are a couple of other issues (so to speak) that require forethought.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    That’s one cold bubble bath by now.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 2 years ago

    Pig is just following the advice of the Wise Ass on the Hill.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    Pig’s “bubbles” must be very clean by now.

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    Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Brining the pork

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    Bubble bubble my oh my, this is better than a piggy sty.

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    Pig has definitely got the right idea.

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    Thought hog mud wallows were the thing with those of the porcine persuasion!

    Guess I was wrong.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I don’t understand this one. Where’s the criticism of social media?

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    henshaven Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bubble baths aren’t really healthy for women. And the detergent can dry your skin. Please don’t let Pig get a rash.

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    AndreasMartin  over 2 years ago

    The point is that after a while you get stuck?

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Pig is the Anti-Orson.

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    I have never enjoyed baths. Not even with bubbles.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Is it really a good idea to use your phone in the tub? At least it’s not connected to a charger, so he most likely wouldn’t get electrocuted if it fell in the tub, but he could still damage his phone if it fell in.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    An all day bubble bath will make Pig look like a big pink prune.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    we don’t do bubble baths in japan, but i make my own bubbles…

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    Lotus  over 2 years ago

    Burma! Sorry, I panicked.

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    Flynn White Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Trumbo (Bryan Cranston) gave the idea for today’s comic strip

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    Loretta  over 2 years ago

    King Bidgood’s in the Bathtub and he won’t get out! Great children’s book!

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    F-Flash  over 2 years ago

    Pig is lucky, the stresses of life can sometimes cause one to resort to more intoxicating choices like Moist towelettes.

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    Jim2g  over 2 years ago

    Dawn dish detergent

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Fill tub with hot water, add dish soap. Eat 3 cans of beans. Get in and make bubbles.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Bubble baths are very relaxing. Just as long as you get out of there before the water cools down.

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    bib_ribozo  over 2 years ago

    Isn’t pig just marinading at this point?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My Jacuzzi baths are two hours long but I don’t get to have any bubbles because the soap clogs the lines with algae (yuck). I learned the hard way but it’s all clean now.

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    johndifool  over 2 years ago

    Big pink raisin discovered in tub, Pig’s whereabouts unknown…

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    How does one keep the water warm for that long?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Keep adding hot water and more bubble bath salts….he’s gonna be sooooo wrinkly….ooooooo

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    bluegrassfan  over 2 years ago

    For crying out loud, it’s a comic people!

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    moondog42 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pig will make captain of the Golgafrincham expeditionary team Ark Fleet B in no time

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Lawrence Welk figured it out long ago.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    A pig’s layer of fat would indeed make the Icy water unnoticed, but his tail and weenie would be invisible.

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    NWdryad  over 2 years ago

    Some people don’t want to look like prunes.

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    alibey  over 2 years ago

    try the shower-bath-shower

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    True. If I took a bubblebath the water will leak down to the laundry room

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pig has gotta be very wrinkly at this point

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 2 years ago

    I gotta say I’m one of them. I don’t like to soak in the dirt and oils I’m trying to wash off.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 2 years ago

    Channeling Douglas Adams?

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Apparently Pig doesn’t understand bubble baths. The phone shouldn’t be anywhere near the tub.

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    Billavi Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now that’s a swine that even Jules Winnfield wouldn’t mind a taste of.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, you stay in until the bubbles are gone. Course you look like a prune when you get out.

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    Coocalici  over 2 years ago

    Pastis should have used ‘understand’ instead of ‘get’ in the last panel.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think I’ve taken one bubble bath in my whole life. So far a long life. (knock on wood)

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    At the risk of seeming boorish, or of offending Pig, I have never as an adult taken a bubble bath; in fact, I prefer showers to sitting in tubful of increasingly dirty water….

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    My skin becomes sensitive due to bubble baths.

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    Doctor Go  over 2 years ago

    Douglas Adams did…

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    caflemi  over 2 years ago

    My Dad always said that “You don’t want to stew in your own juice.”After that, I never could take a bath, only showers. I don’t even have a tub in my home!

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 2 years ago

    How come no diner/dinner pun?

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    A clean pig??

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