Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2022

Is the flamethrower CDC approved?

Zeeba neghba prefers 15 days closed at home with Coveed.

Is this how Elevation Burger got started?

That’s a pretty good price for Zeeba BBQ.

I didn’t know flamethrowers had a “delicate” setting. Is there also an “eco” setting?

I can’t wait until Covid jokes are funny, I won’t say its too soon, but…oh well Crocs, why not, lots of others profited from the pandemic, why not you too?

Be sure to wash your hands for 20 seconds before using the flame thrower.

Accidentally?

LMAO! Best PBS Sunday strip in a long while!

Welcome back, funny Crocs! You’ll never catch Zeeba, but yet another nice try!

“…not for zeeba ears.” Love it.

Love the Crocs!

Croc Power !

Does Larry’s sidekick have a name?

Why don’t those crocs ever attempt to eat Pig or Goat?

Kill the host, kill the disease. Works 100% of the time!

Did they get the flamethrower from Lil Guard Duck?

Zebra set their plans up in flames.

I wonder if they got the flamethrower from the Acme corporation recommended by their good friend Wile.

YAY!!! CROCS AND ZEEBA!!! YAY!!!

Outstanding! A perfect Crocs strip!

Many settings on a flamethrower including “Flambe”

NOOOO, ZEEBA, you too smart! c

Crocs dumb…. want to BBQ you and eat you….

Neva gonna happen…

I don’t know why they didn’t roast Zebra then and there. Perhaps the flamethrower has a very short range.

Some people are to dumb to be opportunists when a crisis comes up.

Maybe there is a reverse setting

Trying to use current events to their advantage.

always a treat to see the crocs!

Those Crocs just missed the opportunity to just torch Zebra right then and there. Then again, they are too stupid to think about doing that at the first given opportunity. They could use Junior Croc’s help.

Go.

CROCS!!! Twice in one week! And a Sunday! Be still my heart!!!!!!!

This so reminds me of the worm med scams. There IS a group of humans with COVID who are helped by having the worm meds, though not many people in the U.S. fit the category. Those are people who are parasitized by worms and get COVID. The meds get rid of the worms so they are no longer fighting two things. Otherwise, it is all placebo effect and not a heck of a lot of that. Today’s cartoon was a good reminder about scam artists and is hilarious.

“You are the product.”

In this case, very literally.

Their business failed, so they went on the Speaker’s Circuit to teach how to remove a Zeeba’s legs under water.

Supposedly, that was how smoked pork barbecue was invented, but it involved a shed, not a house. That’s nonsense, of course, smoked meat has been around since man invented fire.

More Crocs !! More Crocs!!

Love those crocs :)

Flame on!

HOORAY Croc’s again!! It appears to me that the Croc’s “coveed” plan is about as well thought out, and performed as the plan that the rest of the world implemented. Good thing that those black and white horses did not fall for it like most of the rest of the world did.

Crocs are also on FB today, Steven Pastis page. And it’s a Sunday strip!

Well, there’s an idea that crashed and burned.

Always glad to see Crocs & Zeebra

I give a massively Negative Online Review to the croc company calling itself “Coveed Response Team”!

They would be dangerous if they weren’t so dumb!

This warning is especially directed to all young, innocent, naive zeebas out there!

Yes…definitely, “delicate”

Pearls Before Swine: The Flamethrower. “FWOOSH”. The kids love it

Those stupid crocs are the best part of this comic universe.