“If you are listening to this message, then … well of course you’re listening to this message … you must be listening to this message … unless of course you’re not … in which case you wouldn’t be hearing this message … so, if you’re listening to this message …
This is a comment . . . That is, it isn’t a comment while I’m typing it, of course, but it will be, or rather is, a comment when you read it . . . or in other words . . .
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’ll be #1 on the Hip Hop chart
Doug K over 2 years ago
“If you are listening to this message, then … well of course you’re listening to this message … you must be listening to this message … unless of course you’re not … in which case you wouldn’t be hearing this message … so, if you’re listening to this message …
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Usually spoken in a foreign accent with music in voices in background.
saylorgirl over 2 years ago
Hang up! That’s what I do.
ddjg over 2 years ago
Must be a philosophy major . .
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Telemarketers…
uniquename over 2 years ago
The meta-voicemail message.
joe piglet Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lately, I have been telling them that I have the “Coke” as long as they have the 100k.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
This guy does not sound like someone I want to talk to.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t give ideas to companies on how better to put off helping customers.
bxclent Premium Member over 2 years ago
sounds a bit like Mojo Jojo
gammaguy over 2 years ago
He’s hoping for a Guinness World Recording.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Record it for quality purposes.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“This call may be monitored for Quality Control purposes. Of course, if it is, I’m in big trouble…”
paranormal over 2 years ago
He must have called Idiots Anonymous…
tauyen over 2 years ago
When lawyers write the script
Dr_Fogg over 2 years ago
Tele market’ ters. Huh. just doesn’t quite sound the same as the phone trying to say it.
WilliamMedlock over 2 years ago
That reminds me of the phrase on radio, “Recorded live.” How else would it have been recorded?
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
need to extend your car warrenty, Frank…?
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
This is a comment . . . That is, it isn’t a comment while I’m typing it, of course, but it will be, or rather is, a comment when you read it . . . or in other words . . .
Sometimes it doesn’t pay to overthink things.