Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 15, 2022

Yep, that sounds like most business models.

Anything that doesn’t involve spleen damage …

Create one to manage financial data. People like that. (And put the % charged in the long legal disclaimer no one reads before hitting ‘accept’.)

And move to Kolkata, India and recruit.

Who keeps giving all these stupid people all this money? And why don’t they give me some? I’m qualified and everything!

“You’ve got the looks. I’ve got the brains. Let’s make lots of money.”

This week I got so many phishing emails claiming that I’ve made some outrageous purchase from many companies, but the emails came not from those companies but from gmail. How dumb do they think we are?

Easy. Work for the irs

All you have to do is go buy some prepaid gift cards, give me the code numbers and I will reveal what comes next. Now get going.

It’s already been done.

Technology changes, But we there will always be fools and as we all know. “A fool and his money are soon parted.”

This comic appears two days after news breaks that the former guy scammed his supporters out of $250 million. As the doc says, “Stupid people are always good”.

That from Winkie, the most gullible person in the universe??

Gambling apps are popular now. And the house always wins.

Half the people in the world have less than the median IQ.

I had a computer consulting client who had the misfortune to buy $10,000 worth of computer software which would supposedly allow him to make big money in currency manipulation. I made sure to get paid in cash.

A fool and his money are soon parted, variation 06152022 — or was it 20220615??

The notice said:

SEND ME ONE DOLLAR AND A SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW I MADE MY FORTUNE.

The man was curious and complied.

A week later his SASE returned with a note inside saying:

THIS IS HOW I DID IT.

Invest in stomething guarateed to increase in value. Anyone want to buy beanie babies?

Reminds me of the SNL game show, “Where’d the Money Go?”, with pro athletes as contestants. Question categories were, I Spent It, I Sniffed It, I Lost It, and She Took It.

Sounds like Trump and his cronies!

Go with a classic, Dr. Mel—a salami scheme.

it’s a great business model…

a news story from a couple days ago related that, in the latest of many, many similar scams here in japan, an 80-something actually believed a scammer who said that a deposit of millions of yen would be needed to receive a prize of hundreds of millions of yen. the dotard gave away 8 million yen…