Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 09, 2022

Can I mail it in?

What’s the right place for it to be left?

And not a skid mark!

Three readers became ex-readers. Some people lose out.

Ballot ballet. Dare I risk my pretty pink head?

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Mark moved into possible check.

Jim burns Mark and in fact puts this chess player in check.

Hockey for a check on the boards..Spelling Test and I get all checks. I misspelled every nerdy wordy.

Check engine light on and read FA to a mechanic.

Check voice mail and texts messages.

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✓✓ ✓✓ ✓✓ — can’t make ’em bold or change colour, but…

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? Check Mark and his question mark.

Oh ya Mark is from Czech.

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But my reality check bounced!

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…I don’t read Frog Applause…

…I’m just here for the pictures…

…check…

…check…

…check…

…testing,1,2,3…

…check…

…chekhov’s gun…

…I don’t know where to find a check mark on my keyboard…

…yet, alone, leave one…

…okay…

…you got me…

…I do read Frog Applause…

…but, today I only got it on the fifth try…

…are you supposed to read art?…

…my next tattoo will be a Frog Applause on my butt…

…embroidery style…

…maybe on my forehead…

…‘cuz I’m not the brightest tool in the shed…

…I’m more like a wooden light bulb…

…or french fries with poutine…

…catsup on a Chicago dog…

…or eating a NY pizza with a knife & fork…

…a knife …

…a fork…

…a bottle & a cork…

…that’s the way you spell New York…

…C.i.n…

…a needle and a pin…

…a skinny & fatty…

…that’s the way you spell Cincinnati…

…but I, ‘live by the river’…

…th th that’s al folks…

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Check

Check mark!

Check, check… can everyone hear me?

Do marks on the cheek count too?

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Okay, so who’s hogging the stylus? I wanna make a mark!

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I just checked & my tablet will never be the same …!

Oh that GoComics bigwig is going to have a fit when she checks out this Frog Applause …

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The “heart” thingy to the right of the strip isn’t enough?

(I checked, and it’s a BIG one!)

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Corn Chex, Wheat Chex, Rice Chex, Party Chex, Body Checks, Lice Checks, Cashier’s Checks, Chubby Checkers.

This feels like being bullied into playing a social media style “like” click race. Mirror mirror on the screen. Lame… the rebel in me won’t allow. Maybe try reverse reverse psychology on me. Something more subliminal. My daily prostration should be evidence enough. Look at the mark on my forehead. Somebodies always asking for your papers, Sheesh…

In reference to the blog post about demographics, you should have asked for country or state of origin along with checks.I’m in the state of Titsbullistan.

You do realize that all responses will be entered in the forth coming (hey stop that you with the dirty mind!) official Frog Applause Little Check Books, issued in volumes of 25 checks each. Make sure you place your order at the Froglandia Private Store, not to be confused with the Froglandia General Store, which is much larger due to the surplus of Generals in the Froglandia army.

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Who uses checks anymore? And why does it have to be in Marks?

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cheek mark

Check here if you are trending. [_]

Read FA today, check

replaced porch board, talked to the bees and wild rabbit, check

fed the crow and blue jays, check

took out the garbage, not done yet.

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Is there anything else you require, Sister?

Oh, what a checkered life this page lives! So much cause for Frog Applause, shall we say? Huzzah!

A check mark for Frog Applause is a good cause!

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Oh, sorry, I think I was only supposed to leave one.

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Check joe Biden out …in the getto a child was born. Do you smoke after sex? Let me check!

Check a do da check a tee Ms. Burritt you can check on me.,

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