The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 30, 2022

Reminds me of the time Johnny Carson and Jack Webb did that Dragnet parody “The Copper Clapper Caper”.

It’s poetic justice.

i guess he prosed a threat to Lisa!

What the “L” is going on?

I thought the offence might have been tongue twisting

Paula’s Pancake House puts prunes in the batter. Patron’s pride themselves in piling up prodigious portions…oh my, stand aside, the parade to the exit is proceeding.

Lester’s lawyer Larry will likely litigate a light sentence.

And then he left a similar load in the “road” behind her house… litteralley.

“L’s a poppin”!

That’s a lotta lies, lawyer, Lyle.

Give that Lawyer a Lisp!

Looks like a lot of lawyerly legalese.

Fortunately it’s only one count – it’s just a litteration.

But it wasn’t letterhead, it was lasagna

aliteration

If you take the plea bargain, you can avoid capital PUN-ishment.

Larceny, Lester

The “L” you say!

Another good one, Scott. Keep ’em coming.

I love a good pun.

“I went over to the sargent, said, ‘Sargent, you got a lot a d*** gall toAsk me if I’ve rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I’mSittin’ here on the bench, I mean I’m sittin here on the Group W bench‘Cause you want to know if I’m moral enough join the army, burn women,Kids, houses and villages after bein’ a litterbug.’”

That’s an ’L’of a rap sheet.

Sounds more like “L” Litteration.

I’m more a fan of alliteration, myself.

Very good today!

Lovely!

I’m not Lisa and I don’t have any relatives that are.

Lots of luck.

Lamented Larry lawyer.

Rule for writing good #243: “Always avoid abhorrent alliteration.”

Lester is still wondering what the “L” is he in for!