Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for June 25, 2022

yeah, like no one saw THAT coming…LOL…

Walter: “Oh no, we’re going to crash and I can’t do anything about it! Wait a minute, I can fly. So long Mouse-Bringer!”

Good morning™, everyone!

Wipeout!

https://youtu.be/p13yZAjhU0M

“Tracy brought a car with him? Totally unfair!”

Good morning™, wide eyed riders !

Even Walter knows what’s happening hence the flying. I wonder if he’ll perch and watch the proceedings and then buzz D & S like some kind of fighter plane ?  Wally’s been away from the natural world so long he may not know or remember how to get his own grub.

only one word can be summed up for today’s installment… PREDICTABLE…

Annnnd Hell Toss.

It’s about time we had a gruesome death.

He’s going to put quite a dent in that guard rail.

So … we’re going for a T.E. Lawrence ending here?

Mr. memory, someone so smart should have known that motorcycle + high speed + rain equals disaster!

He’s a pretty bad driver but I’ll let it slide…

A no imagination ending.

Distracted driving gets them every time!

I guess it’s just me, but I did not predict this! We will see the “carnage” tomorrow!

One case of gravel rash coming up………

The Shangri-Las are the eyewitnesses.

Heheheheheheee, Wipeout! / Wiping out wipe out / Wiping out wipe out / Wah wah wah / Wiping out wipe out / Wiping out wipe out / Wah wah wah ..

I hope Walter is okay.

And the Surfaris play in the background

…..and da song go: “Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeee, WIPEOUT!!”………

That is what you get for poor driving in FOWL weather !!!

We’re about to lose our memory.

nice spill dork! :D

Mr. Memory is now Mr. Traumatic brain Injury!

Walter: Eject! Eject!

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!

I mean, it was totally predictable, but

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I do like the ankle-height guard rail, carefully designed to actually make things worse for cyclists while helping no one.

“WOOOPSIE! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Somebody borrow a jack. Maybe I can still escape!”

Has yet another gol’durn OWLhoot met with a slippery fate? Is there no redemption? Will the old amnesia bit work yet again? Where are my meds, and why is here a large Smurf nagging me to go mow the lawn?

This will be the start of the lengthy Plenty Vendetta Against Tracy storyline!

Walter is the star of this story. Tracy or Sam, should adopt him

Who won the pool?

Lay it down clown.

MM looks like a bison humping a football on that little suicide machine.

It looks like the owl will be safe! LOL

What a surprise. Nobody expected this. /sarc

His eyes need windshield wipers.

What we don’t see coming is he’s going to flip over the guardrail to be taken out by a truck on the street below. The vampire teacher ended from several strips ago!!!!

aw…he’s going to be a….

Here’s my question..Just what did MM do to deserve capital punishment should this be a fatal accident.? When this strip made sense, usually the villain had knocked off at least one person. MM robbed a bank..not a capital offense.

BTW..Where are Dick’s windshield wipers?

Bail out, Walter! Bail out!!

The art work has definitely improved since Shelley took over but the stories have been dreadful. Please….hire someone who can write a crime story. Actually, the stories have been awful since Max Collins quit. He was great. And. PLEASE, no more of those awful Minit Mysteries.

1-MEMORY: ♪♪♫ FIRST GEAR, IT’S ALRIGHT ♪♪♫

2- ♪♪♫ SECOND GEAR, I’LL LEAN RIGHT ♪♪♫

3- ♪♪♫ THIRD GEAR, HOLY SHT! I LEANED TOO FAR RIGHT!!! ♪♪♫

4-WALTER: ♪♪♫ I’LL TAKE FLIGHT!!! FASTER! I’M ALL RIGHT!!! ♪♪♫

Not only does Memory did not spend time practicing riding a motorcycle, but he also neglected defensive driving classes.

Call an ambulance Tracy and Sam, this fellow is going to be in the hospital. B.O. and Gertie take care of Walter, hospital won’t allow pets.

Wait, Dick and Sam drive a patrol car? Do they always? But they’re detectives, they wouldn’t be driving that.

Yeah, Mr. Memory wiping out as expected. Now what will be the result? Does he flip over the guardrail where conveniently there’s a 500’ straight vertical drop to a pile of boulders?

So…. Since this guy was getting chummy with the Plentys….are they going to pull the King Tut makeover from Batman? The one where Tut gets hit on the head and then reverts to his honest self from before he became King Tut Criminal Mastermind? (Hey, if Victor Bouno could do it ONCE……)

We all knew this was coming!

Slippin’ and a-slidin’ https://tinyurl.com/yddd3z9e

Mr. Memory has lost control in the rain. Walter has taken flight (after being just as startled-looking as Memory in panel 3). Tracy and Sam’s cruiser should arrive just in time for mopping-up the wreckage, both human and machine….

Silly duffer. All he had to do was off throttle, reduce the speed before applying the brake.

I think Memory might be having some trouble. I hope he’s Okay.

can me expect to see Memory doing a body barrel roll after he is ejected from his bike when the Sunday installment shows up?

Memory is very good in the cyber realm. In real life, not so much.

He mind as well have said, “Curses, it’s the Masked Avenger!”

We could give a prize to everybody who predicted this,but we’d go bankrupt halfway through.