The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 10, 2022

The situation is bad enough already without those things.

That thing will probably dim his headlights at night too.

Probably best to grin and bear it rather than risk getting shot at by some LWNJ.

“Crusin’ for a Brusin’!!!”

I don’t think that will work since Slowy McSlowface, probably has his earbuds in.

I’ve always wanted airplane lights that pop up from the trunk of my car to blind the tailgaters.

All CB radio transceivers could be made into a 5 watt PA system just by moving a wire and turning a switch.

His blinker might be on still because he might be out of blinker fluid…

when I lived in Seattle you could get a ticket for honking your horn, it was considered aggressive.

Guys, you won’t be able to hear the cop pull you over.

Just don’t try this with a car that has a HIMARS mounted on top.

Cartoonists already have one of those…

Purchased at Radio Shack’s final clearance sale.

Gonna get a ticket for noise pollution.

Good Blues Brothers reference.

Must be behind a Prius.

Fang is so excited in panel 4! :)

These two are the equivalent of Chesney (TEN CATS) when it comes to bull horns.

I have literally considered this exact scenario—only the PA system would be hidden underhood. And I would only use it to give police-like direction for driving offenses, such as “Keep both hands on the wheel.” to drivers flicking cigarettes out their window while hanging one arm out of the car, or distracted cell-phone drivers. Or a healthy “Merge to your right.” in Eno’s case.

gotta get me one o’ them…

I wish I had one of these for all the morons I see on the road – the slow drivers on two-lane roads, those who don’t signal turns, those who turn into traffic without allowing me enough time to slow down (rather than wait for the empty space behind me), and those who blow stop signs and red lights.

That, coupled with a bazooka, would make driving much more efficient.