Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2022

That’s because you’re in a circle!

Was someone in the grocery store, trying to find their favorite brand of instant rice?

Wait, it’s a circular building

Recalculating GPS … Recalculating GPS

don’t round the corner too fast, a bus is coming!

Tuesday’s inspirational quote will be that your ship will finally come in…but you’ll be at the airport.

If you use GPS, don’t be surprised if it gets you lost.

Unfortunately your life is an Aston Martin Lagonda. (Doesn’t corner very well.)

I thought it was left around the corner.

There’s always a catch to them inspirational sayings.

I wonder how Rat has escaped that baseball bat treatment that Stephan seems to receive every now and then!

I have a history of slamming the door in opportunity’s face when it comes knocking.

Beach Boys: ♪♫ “’Round, ’round, get around, I get around.” ♫♪

Is the definition of success finding the corner?

Just look for the man standing on the corner in Winslow, Arizona.

I’ll find that corner, someday.

I live on a dead end street. So am I screwed?

Rat works for these guys: https://despair.com/products/2022-demotivators-wall-calendar

Rat should write misfortune cookies.

Success is in one of the 4 corners of the round table.

The universe doesn’t come with corners. We try to introduce corners where there are none.

Which corner? The corner of the Earth?

If we keep going the way we’re going, we’re doomed to fail. So do we do what’s right? Take what’s Left? Or go back and undo all the progress we’ve made?

And, you’d think our Oval Office has no corners in which to hide.

Rat really can’t stand for the idea that others can be happy no matter what?

And Rat would be more than happy to sell you one for an exorbitant price.

Historical note: I think that was more or less Herbert Hoover’s campaign slogan, as things were falling apart all around him. It didn’t do the trick.

To cut him some slack, in those days the elaborate federal systems for tracking markets and work-forces and other facets of national and world economy didn’t exist, and neither Hoover nor Roosevelt could know how bad things were or how rapidly they were becoming worse.

Success may be around the corner, but you’re stuck inside at your desk.

Good news: Success is right around the corner.

Bad news: You live in an MC Escher painting.

What if it’s a dead-end street?

I always find the corner by stubbing my toe on it.

the corner you just passed without turning.

If at first you don’t succeed, succ until you do succeed.

Sounds like me trying to put on a fitted sheet.

“Head for the roundhouse, Nellie….they can’t corner you there.”

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

Most computers have map applications, but that particular corner remains kinda elusive….

Ouch, ouch, ouch.