Find out about cassowaries and the ancestry of birds will become clear. They put little Guard Duck to shame. https://guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/4/why-the-cassowary-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-bird-568931
Tyrannosaurus Rex was a theropod. And, yes, current thinking is that birds are descended from theropods. Just… not THAT one.
It’s a bit like saying we’re descended from the woolly rhinoceros just because they’re extinct and we’re both placental mammals. Or that you’re descended from royalty because your 17-times great grandfather was once horsewhipped by William the Conqueror’s master of hounds.
T-rex wasn’t the deadliest and certainly wasn’t the largest. Of course, not sure how we define deadliest. Moreover, modern birds didn’t descend from T-rex though the two shared a common dinosaur ancestor.
Wait … I thought that birds weren’t real? (I had to ask the internet about that, the first time I saw a shirt saying “Birds aren’t real”. Apparently, it is a conspiracy theory joke. It is nice, under my rock.)
I once got a little too close to a nest with some eggs in it and momma and poppa bird (I think they were some species of crane) weren’t shy about letting me know I should retreat (which I did).
I could see people panicking over this. After all, people panicked so much over a flu virus that they shut everything down and wore masks for two years.
Raptors like eagles and hawks are majestic and awesome to watch but don’t scare me. However, the Dinosaur Bird – the Cassowary – and its cousin the Ostrich definitely scare the bejesus out of me!
Not only are they really big but they can be really nasty-tempered and aggressive. Probably how they survived for millions of years.
Hey, what the duck? Birds are cool!The brain structure of Corvids and Psittacines are essentially the same as humans,Cetaceans, and the Great Apes. Just imagine!They be wicked smart!
And talk about descendants, that sweet little mouser in your house is just down the line from the Saber Tooth Tiger that would play with you then eat you if it were about 125lbs heavier. Good to be here now! Not then.
I had a male cardinal at my feeder who had feather mites so his whole head and face were bald. Anyone who thinks birds aren’t related to dinos needs to see that. https://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/bwdsite/solve/faqs/cardinal-baldness-what-happened.php
I’m getting tired of the stupidity behind this theory.Whether or not birds came from reptiles is not what I’m arguing. Birds DID NOT COME FROM T-REXES!!!! There is no fossil record, and you can find a crossover, and evolution would not turn the apes predator into a bird. That is not what evolution or survival of the fittest does!Stop being stupid with science people!
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
If the bird stays there too long, couple dozen people with cameras with zoom lenses are going to show up to photograph him.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Alfred Hitchcock was a prophet.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
that is what you call a real tweet!
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
So that’s why Snoopy always had Woodstock around—to be his bodyguard!
David_the_CAD over 2 years ago
Try running for political office.
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
It has control of a weapon of mass destruction: Tweets
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
BIRDS AREN’T REAL!
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/the-history
The dude from FL Premium Member over 2 years ago
OOPSIES!! I BBQd a descendent of a dinosaur tonight
Gent over 2 years ago
Alfred Hitchcock tried to warn us.
Gent over 2 years ago
Whadya knows. Me has been eating dinosaur kebabs all along.
david.bruce over 2 years ago
Did Hitchcock know that?
salakfarm Premium Member over 2 years ago
They may be small, but in large numbers, they can be pretty scary. Just ask Tippi Hedren.
Alexander the Good Enough over 2 years ago
Find out about cassowaries and the ancestry of birds will become clear. They put little Guard Duck to shame. https://guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/4/why-the-cassowary-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-bird-568931
Captain Colorado over 2 years ago
The odds of you being killed by a bird are very low but are never zero."
shanen0 over 2 years ago
Hmm… I tried to click on the “Hire Stephan” link and got a “Page not found” message from WordPress.
jaydogg187 over 2 years ago
Alfred Hitchcock would back them up.
fredd13 over 2 years ago
Nope. Second time in a fortnight.
Tyrannosaurus Rex was a theropod. And, yes, current thinking is that birds are descended from theropods. Just… not THAT one.
It’s a bit like saying we’re descended from the woolly rhinoceros just because they’re extinct and we’re both placental mammals. Or that you’re descended from royalty because your 17-times great grandfather was once horsewhipped by William the Conqueror’s master of hounds.
Denver Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
T-rex wasn’t the deadliest and certainly wasn’t the largest. Of course, not sure how we define deadliest. Moreover, modern birds didn’t descend from T-rex though the two shared a common dinosaur ancestor.
iggyman over 2 years ago
The little bird has a Napolean complex!
alien011 over 2 years ago
They definitely have a chance. I mean, as a kid there was nothing scarier than a swan running towards you.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
This is exactly why you shouldn’t believe every tweet!
Differentname over 2 years ago
There are a lot of people who boast about the accomplishments of their ancestors…
einarbt over 2 years ago
Alfred Hitchcock covered this well.
nikodelrey over 2 years ago
Perhaps a new killer bird flu mutation spreading to humans
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
There actually exists a conspiracy theory these days that says that birds aren’t real.
Squoop over 2 years ago
Actually you really don’t want to mess with a falcon or eagle.
mgraves over 2 years ago
Wait … I thought that birds weren’t real? (I had to ask the internet about that, the first time I saw a shirt saying “Birds aren’t real”. Apparently, it is a conspiracy theory joke. It is nice, under my rock.)
Interventor12 over 2 years ago
Bird with the most T Rex DNA is the chicken.
hawgowar over 2 years ago
Hitchcock did a good job making birds scary.
YippiKiAyMofo over 2 years ago
That’s why nature evolved the 12 gauge shotgun. The great equalizer in the Man v Bird war.
Procat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Be careful of who you give the bird.
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
I once got a little too close to a nest with some eggs in it and momma and poppa bird (I think they were some species of crane) weren’t shy about letting me know I should retreat (which I did).
RussHeim over 2 years ago
Birds aren’t real. Truly – I saw it on a website. https://birdsarentreal.com/
unfair.de over 2 years ago
No one ever proved that T-Rex was a killer. Today’s most impressive jaws of land animals (and beaks of birds) are carrion eaters.
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Try watching Hitchcock’s “The Birds” (1963)
Jimmyk939 over 2 years ago
Beware the Cobra Chicken, aka the Canada Goose
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
If you say it and repeat it it becomes real..to delusional…
uniquename over 2 years ago
zwilnik64 over 2 years ago
The Avian Legion needs to use cassowaries as their spokes birds if they wish to inspire terror. Remember who won the Emu Wars.
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
Guard Duck already has it covered…
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
In that way, birds aren’t real?
Bookworm over 2 years ago
The last real bird was the dodo. But it’s extinct now, or so they say. . . .
SunnyvalCA over 2 years ago
https://birdsarentreal.com/
klapre over 2 years ago
funny how the T Rex got smaller and mammals got larger
txmystic over 2 years ago
I’ll just put this here…
https://www.gocomics.com/overboard/2018/11/06?comments=visible
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
A well a don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
petermerck over 2 years ago
Missing last panel where Ollie the ostrich kicks the crud out of Pig.
mail2jbl over 2 years ago
I could see people panicking over this. After all, people panicked so much over a flu virus that they shut everything down and wore masks for two years.
jkozmet over 2 years ago
One degree of separation…..Donald Trump to Donald Duck….
RobinHood over 2 years ago
Yes , unless the T-Rex is sucker punched by a 60ft gorilla
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
This should be the start of a story arc featuring Guard Duck.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 2 years ago
There’s a troll in here today.
Linguist over 2 years ago
Raptors like eagles and hawks are majestic and awesome to watch but don’t scare me. However, the Dinosaur Bird – the Cassowary – and its cousin the Ostrich definitely scare the bejesus out of me!
Not only are they really big but they can be really nasty-tempered and aggressive. Probably how they survived for millions of years.
Tetonbil over 2 years ago
Hey, what the duck? Birds are cool!The brain structure of Corvids and Psittacines are essentially the same as humans,Cetaceans, and the Great Apes. Just imagine!They be wicked smart!
And talk about descendants, that sweet little mouser in your house is just down the line from the Saber Tooth Tiger that would play with you then eat you if it were about 125lbs heavier. Good to be here now! Not then.
waes-hael over 2 years ago
AH! That would’ve been in the age of the Giant Terror Birds!
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Perhaps a picture of an ostrich or an emu would instill greater fear.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
I stay away from wild animals. I don’t want to get attacked.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Jurassic Park is overrated
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
I had a male cardinal at my feeder who had feather mites so his whole head and face were bald. Anyone who thinks birds aren’t related to dinos needs to see that. https://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/bwdsite/solve/faqs/cardinal-baldness-what-happened.php
zodismoon over 2 years ago
Maybe be afraid of ostriches and emus.
KEA over 2 years ago
Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’ did a pretty fair job of that actually.
Keno21 over 2 years ago
And I could choke my chicken.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
The nekkid genius.
phlash over 2 years ago
“Birds aren’t real”
The Waffles are my friends over 2 years ago
Look out, look out, tiny birds on parade, here they come, chirpity chirpity! They’re here, they’re there, tiny birds everywhere!
Seriously, though, those feathered little beasts can do quite a number on your sidewalk and car.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Well, what you can do is to go down to the daycare center next to the dingo dog sanctuary and eat as many of the four-legged creatures you can hold.
Darth Stevious over 2 years ago
Birds aren’t real.
stamps over 2 years ago
Maybe you need to see a Hitchcock movie.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
A fair-sized eagle can pick off a human child. And do NOT provoke a swan.
Buoy over 2 years ago
One of the nastiest predators known to humans that instills fear and panic with each tweet. What is it?
Bilan over 2 years ago
The canary came from the docile branch of the dinosaur evolution. The dangerous branch produced Guard Duck.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
funny!
oakie817 over 2 years ago
right t-rex evolved into chickens…doesn’t seem to make sense
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
“Leak” the message to Tucker, he will have the public panicking in no time.
Daeder over 2 years ago
Maybe if you had a helmet and a bazooka.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Maybe if they were Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens.
Eric S over 2 years ago
highly suspect
wiatr over 2 years ago
The D-i-L is very afraid of birds and she’s never seen Hitchcock’s movie. I read the short story the movie was based on. The birds win.
tee929 over 2 years ago
This works much better if you read it and imagine how Elmer Fudd would have sounded saying those words…..
plaidley over 2 years ago
Don’t mess with a cassowary.
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
Ted Cruz’s nemesis is Big Bird from Sesame Street. BB could have chosen better for a (Re)public(an) enemy though; it’s an embarrassing foe.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
You’re among many tweeters who seem to hope to instill mass panic, little birdie.
Alone, you’re not very scary. Flocks could be another matter….
kaystari Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m getting tired of the stupidity behind this theory.Whether or not birds came from reptiles is not what I’m arguing. Birds DID NOT COME FROM T-REXES!!!! There is no fossil record, and you can find a crossover, and evolution would not turn the apes predator into a bird. That is not what evolution or survival of the fittest does!Stop being stupid with science people!
…unless it’s funny, Pastis, you get a pass.
SNVBD over 2 years ago
Cassowaries, anybody?