Go with “Sex Kitten”. If you go with “P**n Star” you’re probably going to have to demonstrate your “talent” at some point. With “Sex Kitten” you can just tease.
Always remember the “pencil test” (from Ann Landers believe it or not – Google it) and most of all, never ever forget, “The thighs have it. The motion is carried!”
And of course if she so desires then she should walk the walk, not just talk the talk.
“Hmmm…Phoebe Cates worked with a banana in Fast Times but knowing Johnny as I do, practicing with this pen would be more realistic. Actually, I wish a had a piece of licorice…”
Just put down the link to your OnlyFans account. The interviewer will get the hint, subscribe and take a look at your qualifications. So, even if you don’t get the job, you’ll have gained at least one new subscriber, and quite likely more from that company’s HR department.
Bilan over 2 years ago
If you put Sex Kitten, your boss will think he has a chance.
RAGs over 2 years ago
And what are you using for your photo?
C over 2 years ago
Lost cause
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 2 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/well-qualified-for-her-position/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Show your work and give references.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
Much depends on what you do with that pen.
Qiset over 2 years ago
Why not both?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Put down that you are a “porne again” sex kitten …
scote1379 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sex Kitten ! Can I make you Purr Please ?
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, hurry up, or you’ll have to add cougar to the consideration.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Is she open to suggestions?
Differentname over 2 years ago
Honey, you ready for GILF roles!
Dobby53 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Scratch his/her back with those claws and ….rowr!
Vet Premium Member over 2 years ago
Add that in college you majored in Nymphomania. Graduated on top of your class.
bmckee over 2 years ago
Go with “Sex Kitten”. If you go with “P**n Star” you’re probably going to have to demonstrate your “talent” at some point. With “Sex Kitten” you can just tease.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Private personal intern to the president.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Depends on what job you’re applying for….twit!
LOL!
Display over 2 years ago
Always remember the “pencil test” (from Ann Landers believe it or not – Google it) and most of all, never ever forget, “The thighs have it. The motion is carried!”
And of course if she so desires then she should walk the walk, not just talk the talk.
https://youtu.be/npJlqMdsAfM
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
Start with Mistress and work your way up from there.
Another Take over 2 years ago
“Hmmm…Phoebe Cates worked with a banana in Fast Times but knowing Johnny as I do, practicing with this pen would be more realistic. Actually, I wish a had a piece of licorice…”
stsmy over 2 years ago
Why not both?
sevaar777 over 2 years ago
Try both…
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
I can’t offer my opinion without first-hand information.
anomaly over 2 years ago
Either or both are bound to get you a job. I wish I was hiring.
MartinPerry1 over 2 years ago
Just put down the link to your OnlyFans account. The interviewer will get the hint, subscribe and take a look at your qualifications. So, even if you don’t get the job, you’ll have gained at least one new subscriber, and quite likely more from that company’s HR department.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
try “p0rn kitten”…
i’m smiling that we’re not allowed to say a word that appears in the comic strip…
tinstar over 2 years ago
Ah, who gives a f… oh, wait…
Ryan Plut over 2 years ago
With those eyes? Sex Kitten, definitely !