Herman by Jim Unger for August 09, 2022

Pinocchio?

Who nose? He might sniff up some sympathy if he’s not a snot

Is that his dad?

Dr. Gogol had a comedic short story fantasy, and after letting it run free for a while, he’s sticking it back on his character’s face. Will “The Nose” be properly fitted now, or will it run away, again? Who Nose?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nose_(Gogol_short_story)

Swapped his big toe with his nose. Now his nose runs and his feet smell.

wish if it was all about the nose only ….

Dr. Nassif would never do that to one of his patients.

I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work right until it’s fully healed.

Heh.

Nose job? Was he looking for a bigger one? I’m confused…

Jeez. Did they add to it or make it smaller?

He may be fat and ugly but at least he has a good nose, and girls dig that

That might not be the only impediment to meeting girls.

Ow! My nose! (Couldn’t resist a “Brady Bunch” reference.)

“Focus on sympathy. After they meet you, they will realize how much you need.”