Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2022

The best thing idiots can do is not realize they are idiots.

In panel 4, Pig has rewritten the sign to read “Morons Against Being Called Idiots.”

The second sign: I resemble that remark!

And yet there are so many people who make it look easy.

Anybody who has contact with customers knows all about idiocy. We generally mentioned the bug whose label was ID 10 T…

It is not that hard to be an idiot! I think I do well as one and I’ve never did the apprenticeship

The Kingdom of Id has declared war on Pearl’s Before Swine.

History will call this era as the Idiotic Pun wars.

to thine own self be true, even if you are an idiot…

He’s an idiot at being an idiot.

Again my favorite is, “I am sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I thought you already knew”….actually they don’t do they…..loved it how some interview was asking a young many if he knew the shape of a square and he actually didn’t…..said he had not done shapes for a long time….geeesh.

How sweet to be an Idiot,

As harmless as a cloud,

Too small to hide the sun

Almost poking fun,

At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.

How sweet to be an idiot,

And dip my brain in joy,

Children laughing at my back,

With no fear of attack,

As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot, how sweet.

There is no eye in idiot.

Do you suffer from insanity? No, we kind of enjoy it!

It could become a mass movement if you change the slogan slightly to “Bigots Against Being Called Idiots”.

I feel seen.

yes it is better to be a Moron on the Idiot, Imbecile, Moron scale. My Moron laughs at your Idiot

Go work for Mad Magazine and you can be proud of being called an “idiot.”

I thought pigs were supposed to be super intelligent creatures.

I don’t claim to be an idiot, but I’ve done some idiotic things in my life.

“It’s OK if we call ourselves idiots.”

It has been my contention that the reason AI is so popular is that there’s so little of the real thing.

Wyoming….

….and there’s plenty out there, PIG!

Apparently it’s actually easy to be an idiot. Just peruse social media and find out for yourself.

My father used to say there was only one person who was entirely and perpetually happy; The Village Idiot.

Idiot(ic) is as Idiot(ic) does.

Not hard. Just watch enough Fox News.

Most people normally show their idiocy in how they vote

Some do make it that easy….

It’s not hard just put on a maga hat and a trump t shirt.

Everyone is an idiot, except me.

Now you see, I could make a reference to muddy usa, firebird gunner, opspecial, ultra ammosexual, sammy snyder, kat and alfred brown, right here………………………………………………………………………………………………………….but I’m not going to do that…………………..taking the high road…………………………..patting myself on the back………………………………………..gonna be nice.

The 2004 Red Sox were great idiots!

One can tell an idiot made that sign, because that was not thought through.

Actually,the bar for becoming an idiot is set distressingly low these days.

Be kind to idiots, after all we are all idiots to someone.

I’m surprised there are no spelling errors

Vote the IABCI ticket in the next election.

Idiot isn’t pejorative. Yet. I use the term “Idjits” from Bobby (SUPERNATURAL).

He can’t even win a stupid contest… because he’s so stupid!

Would that could be true…

As a former member of the patented AT&T Human Resource Assessment Team team, it took a two-week course beforehand to ferret-out the subtle idiots.

Look no further than the comment section. They are easy to spot. Idiots love to wave their flags fervently.

How sweet to be an idiot!

- Neil Unnes

https://youtu.be/I-DgIU4E9Mo

Don’t wanna be an American idiot.

- Green Day

Idiots of the World unite !

Sign of the Times

On the contrary, Pig, It’s all too easy to be an idiot….

Yes. Yes, it is.

Pig is not an idiot, just sayin’…

What’s wrong with idiots? Every village needs an idiot… Just as long as he isn’t running the place.