bacon by Lonnie Millsap for August 17, 2022

It makes great coleslaw.

Cabbage rolls, sauerkraut, swaddling, decoupage…..the list goes on and on. Pfffft scientist!

My daughter cooks it in the most delicious way.

Not a single use for a Cabbage Research Facility?

Bacon grease – cook it down in bacon grease. Delicious! Note the name of this comic.

Mrs uses it for borscht (beet soup) and marvelous cabbage rolls. I use it as a biodegradable wadding for rockets.

It’s the only ball approved by the NZBL (National Zucchini Bowling League).

Cabbage sounds like something Rip Haywire would say (KA-bag).

This comic slawed me.

Runza’s.

Wasn’t till they left one out to rot that they found it went well with a reuben sandwich.

Not much use for them now that Czechslawvakia and Yugoslawvia aren’t countries any more.

Egg rolls . . . and that’s it

Guess they’re not Irish.

There’s nothing finer than cabbage, potatoes, and carrots with a slowly cooked brisket of corned beef.

Deadly gas production if not banned by international treaty.

“Eat cabbage uncooked it’s very good for your skin”. Had an old woman tell me that when I had a bit of acne in my teens. It worked. I sliced it up with raw carrots, salt, pepper and a tiny bit of rice vinegar.

Here in Husker land, we make Runza"s and they are made with bread, hamburger and cabbage. They are great!

I resent that! What about Kimchi? What about … what about … oh, wait . . .

You can use the cabbage and zucchini as compost to grow something edible

Except in coleslaw, and in some very good standard sauerkraut, absolutely useless