Just a quick note for the theologically challenged: In the Biblical fairytale (ain’t it great when the atheist is the one with the theological knowledge??), Lucifer was an Archangel; he was beautiful.
Many religious traditions have had a horned god (the best known probably being Pan); usually associated with fertility and partying, and surrounded by the kind of rituals you expect for that.
When the Roman church moved into places where such gods were esteemed (but most especially northern Europe, they wanted to convince the locals to convert (and thus tithe) to Catholicism, and accept that sex was only for 1) a stable couple or 2) a priest & a little boy, they said Oh, look at the ugly monster – that’s Satan!!!
Bilan about 2 years ago
It burns off any germs.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
it takes a devil of a toll on your skin!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
It kills the beelzebugs.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 2 years ago
Boy, you don’t wanna use the wrong one by accident.
macky87 about 2 years ago
There must be a lot of nail salons in hell. The devil always looks like he has manicured nails.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ooh! Funny!
It reminds me of the Rouge Angles of Satin trope.
Jayalexander about 2 years ago
Always room For Improvement
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 2 years ago
Aaah! To hell with that hygiene measures!
Gent about 2 years ago
Read carefully before you use. The devil is in the details!
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] about 2 years ago
Impurell?
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Don’t forget to wash the tail.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
The cream replenishes the soul-eating bacteria in his claws.
Differentname about 2 years ago
https://youtu.be/Kh1CqCAc2fE
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Just a standard soap recipe, fat and Caustic Soda, leave out the fat.
e.groves about 2 years ago
“Well, isn’t that special”? The Church Lady.
uniquename about 2 years ago
That’s the one Pontius Pilate uses.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
If Satan pumps it too fast it will create Beelzebubbles
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
It was discovered that hand blowers spread more germs than not!
distortion about 2 years ago
At X-mas, time, they use Santa-tizer at the day care center.
jel354 about 2 years ago
Less dangerous than getting “Hannitized.”
santa72404 about 2 years ago
Probably cheaper to install than the Saintinizer.
johnjoyce about 2 years ago
SNORT! Very funny, Scott. Thanks!
Cozmik Cowboy about 2 years ago
Just a quick note for the theologically challenged: In the Biblical fairytale (ain’t it great when the atheist is the one with the theological knowledge??), Lucifer was an Archangel; he was beautiful.
Many religious traditions have had a horned god (the best known probably being Pan); usually associated with fertility and partying, and surrounded by the kind of rituals you expect for that.
When the Roman church moved into places where such gods were esteemed (but most especially northern Europe, they wanted to convince the locals to convert (and thus tithe) to Catholicism, and accept that sex was only for 1) a stable couple or 2) a priest & a little boy, they said Oh, look at the ugly monster – that’s Satan!!!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Employees Must Wash Hooves…”
TheWildSow about 2 years ago
Just out of the picture: Chubby guy in a red suit with a white beard. He’s using the Santatizer.
Lablubber about 2 years ago
There’s the rub, Beelzebub.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
satan’s motto is “cleanliness is next to godliness”…
DM2860 about 2 years ago
If it is a Satanizer, does that mean the individual may not have been Satan until he started using it?
AndrewSharpe about 2 years ago
And what about the santaizer?
jdthird about 2 years ago
Should’ve been a 2 panel though – two normal guys walking in the restroom, then this after he hits the satanizer…