Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 15, 2022

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    lvlax  about 2 years ago

    Ox.. call the police and get an ambulance on it’s way!

    Place Tiff gently on a couch. Do not give her to Les.. he may drop her.

    Keep talking to Tiff and keep her awake. If a burglar really is in there.. he’s hiding. Let him keep hiding. Odds are, any burglar that went in there is long gone.

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    Oh, and after you call the cops, call Gunther. Tell him " Tiff’s hurt..Code Mordock! " . He’ll know what to do. LOL

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Burglars, possibly. Would make a lot more sense if a ground level window was broken.

    Reckless girl who could have broken her neck because she was glued to her phone instead of watching where she was going, check. Train wreck Les, check.

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    AnyFace  about 2 years ago

    Panic …

    Building … ✨

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    Rhetorical_Question   about 2 years ago

    Burglars?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    Leslie is delirious to be all heroic to his would’ve-been stepsister.

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    Tyge  about 2 years ago

    Oh, oh! The hen is in the fox house! (To borrow a phrase.)

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    outonalimb  about 2 years ago

    Well whaddya know? Tiff may just have had a concussion, and she’s still acting like the most sensible person in the room.

    When the police arrive, what will they find? A burglar? Or a baseball? Or …?

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    Tenax  about 2 years ago

    Call the cops, Ox.

    Do not listen to Les.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 years ago

    “The cops burglarized you?”

    “No. Let them look for the burglars.”

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    GirlGeek Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If these fools don’t call the cops and get her to a hospital I’m going to scream

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    BabyBlue  about 2 years ago

    Tune in next week for the next episode of As The Ankle Turns.

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    capricorn9th  about 2 years ago

    Reads like a sitcom where actors panic and do all the wrong things….It would have been better if Tiff remained unconscious and they call 911. Her saying “burglars” and “cops” confuse these two idiots.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Ox! Don’t move her, man! She could have a busted neck!”

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    Wow, who woulda thought Les’ brain would kick in.

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    That was difficult at best to say about Les actually being right. Now, I have to go wash my hands and rinse off the keyboard…

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    Busrayne  about 2 years ago

    Well, I never expected that Tiff would have to coach these two through the rescue!

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 2 years ago

    BTW, why would Les ask Ox to hand Tiff off to him – remember, he has a bad back.

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    Joe1962  about 2 years ago

    Ox call the cops and don’t listen to Les. Les is actually right you don’t pick up a person.

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    beb01  about 2 years ago

    To be continued? I was hoping for a restfull week of Bernice musing and Luann WTFing.

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    TheSkulker  about 2 years ago

    A big expensive mansion frequently left vacant and nobody commenting on the lack of an alarm system ???

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    Airman  about 2 years ago

    I’m impressed by Tiffany’s clear request for police help when her head must be in a terrible fog.

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    Caldonia  about 2 years ago

    Ha! It’s funny because they might paralyze her! (I am being sarcastic, this is the least funny “Luann” in recent memory.)

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Give her to me.”

    Boy, you don’t give up do ya, Les?

    Ox, DON’T give Tiff to Les by ANY circumstances.

    And Les? YOU go look for that “burglar.”

    Chances are it’s your Mom.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    Like I said yesterday. Even Les knows not to move someone in these type of circumstance.

    911. Paramedics first, cops second. Sometimes time is critical. Sometimes we don’t know when that is, so GO!

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    R.W.Singer -SF  about 2 years ago

    What would burglars come through the UPSTAIRS windows? It is like this is all make believe!

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    Binky  about 2 years ago

    Cops & ambulance would be nice right about now. ᕙ (° ͜ʖ °) ᕗ

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    jmarkoff2  about 2 years ago

    Les and Ox remind me of Reggie Mantle and Moose Mason. I guess those “types” are part of a Campbellian universality.

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    LoisG Premium Member about 2 years ago

    We find ourselves looking forward to the Tiffany focused stories – It seems like the strip became more interesting when Tiffany began to be more human and less of a stereotype. I remember that, when Nellie Olson grew up and became more human, the series became more interesting than it had been when Nelie and Laura were always pulling dirty tricks on each other.

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    kenhense  about 2 years ago

    Ox and Les have not thought of dialing 911?

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    Pointspread  about 2 years ago

    Cop Ox was the number Tiff took down if she needed help, so when she says “Cops, Ox” in last panel maybe she’s mentally still trying to dial. Tif is there because she freaked out over a broken window and tried to dial while running down stairs. Les is there to play hero, as long as he doesn’t have to do anything like face a burglar. Ox is there out of concern for Tif who when this is over just might shut the door in his face again. Three stooges…

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    jroggs  about 2 years ago

    Don’t do ANY of this at home, kids.

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    Liam Astle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Call an ambulance.

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    Liam Astle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Ox, you shouldn’t move Tiffany because you might accidentally kill her and then Les will have to put you down.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Les is right, you must never move anyone after such a fall, let’s hope Tiffany’s neck and spine are fine. Is sweet to see how Tiffany wants to be protected by Ox. But now they have to call an ambulance and the police!

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    OneTime59  about 2 years ago

    OK. This first aid and rescue mission has reached ridiculous proportions. So much for Ox remembering from his football days NOT to move someone who is down (as commenters previously mentioned).

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Oh, great—now Tiffany will be paralyzed for life!! And “Mr. Moneybags” will sue and get possession of The Fuse!!

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    locake  about 2 years ago

    Tiffany is on the floor, barely able to talk and Ox wants to know if she is hurt! I knew he wasn’t very bright. Then after she says she fell he picks her up and carries her around! Dim bulb.

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    imagenesis  about 2 years ago

    Why is Les still wearing that stupid apron? ¯\("-)

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    leighabc123  about 2 years ago

    Les is starting to make sense.

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    sueb1863  about 2 years ago

    Les is right in that you are never supposed to move an injured person. However, in this case they might be in danger.

    Get out of the house first, then call 911. They’ll dispatch the cops and an ambulance.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Sorry Les, but I don’t think Ox is gonna trust you to carry Tiffany. Call the cops and the medics right away.

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    well, it doesn’t sound like amnesia, just hurt.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    HANDS,Les…

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 years ago

    I’m guessing the brick’s courtesy of Steph, angry at Tiff for messing things up with Kip. With narcissists like Steph, it’s always someone else’s fault.

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    elliel203  about 2 years ago

    Don’t do it Ox. Get her out of there and call 911. Les is an absolute TOOL

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    luann1212  about 2 years ago

    Reading comments, which I shouldn’t but can’t help doing, infliences what Im going to say and today is no exception. Everyone seems to focus on things one should do with a trauma victim first being not to move them until paramedics arrive. But remember this Luannverse, not real life, and it’s played for hilarity not realism although underlying are real emotions. What happens going forward is the driver. This arc appears to have more legs to it. Watch the characters, not their actions day to day.

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    BuckarooDave  about 2 years ago

    Sunday: Frank wonders why nothing exciting happens any more. :-/

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    ctolson  about 2 years ago

    For someone that is normally out of it and very out of it in this case, Tiff is traveling a very logical path

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    lavatube  about 2 years ago

    (Tiff’s head falls off) “It’s okay, I can fix this, hand me the duct tape!” — Les

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 2 years ago

    I’m beginning to really hate Les!!!!!

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    BuckarooDave  about 2 years ago

    In the first panel. the lowest stain on Les’ apron looks like an exclamation point, mimicking his surprise at hearing of “burglars”. When he asks to hold Tiffany in the third panel, the stain has changed to something else that I’m having a hard time not associating with something more risque’ . :-/

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    WilliamVollmer  about 2 years ago

    Les, and, a woozy Tiffany on a couch. Knowing Les’s past.. proclivities, is that a good idea?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 2 years ago

    Someone call dick tracy, his story hasn’t got any crime yet so he’s not busy.

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    Scrum  about 2 years ago

    Wow! She’s big as an Ox! Just not this Ox…

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    comic reader 22  about 2 years ago

    “But but but”. Can Ox be any more stupid?! I am really starting to hate that character. If they don’t put her down and call 911 this is going to qualify as a “what not to do in an emergency” lesson for the readers (and their children)

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    RSH  about 2 years ago

    OK Les, why don’t you search the house if you think someone should do that. you’ve been there before; you’ve been upstairs in the bedrooms.

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    tremaine53  about 2 years ago

    Yes, put Tiffany on the couch, and put Les down the garbage disposer.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Les…Ox…Tiff only one with sense?

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    Joe1962  about 2 years ago

    Les and Ox remind me of Frick and Frack.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    How touching. Ox to the rescue.

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    Brazosman1  about 2 years ago

    It’s GOT to be a raccoon!

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 years ago

    The Ox is a docile beast./

    Unlike bulls, he won’t gore you, at least/

    When his time has run out/

    You can cook him with kraut/

    And call it his final feast…

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    phlash  about 2 years ago

    2nd floor entry. More likely something like a branch struck the window without coming in

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Even semi-conscious, Tiff is smarter than Ox and Les.

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    Tyge  about 2 years ago

    “Cop Ox” or “Lecherous Les!” Where will we be on Monday?!

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    nearly insensate and still smarter than both of them

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    Dragoncat  about 2 years ago

    I knew Ox would carry her. I just knew it!

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    The Quiet One  about 2 years ago

    Gotta go with Tiff, call the cops.

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    lavatube  about 2 years ago

    I bet it turns out the burglar was Tiff’s roommate looking for her ring.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Even half out of it, Tiffany makes more sense than either of these rescuers.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    Even unconscious Tiffany is thinking clearer than Les.

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    comic reader 22  about 2 years ago

    Here’s an idea – Tiffany will talk Ox and Les into becoming her kidnappers and the three of them will get a million bucks from Daddy Tom.

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    comic reader 22  about 2 years ago

    “Are you hurt Tiffany?” No, Ox, I’m not hurt, I just like laying at the bottom of the stairs unconscious from time to time. Sheesh!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    Ox should not have moved her call 911.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    ARRGH! My patience with Leslie is taxed! Will no one rid me of this varlet?

    Oh, Oxford, please gently lay Tiffany down; then, pulverize that POS Leslie! Please!

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    Rhetorical_Question   about 2 years ago

    Ring-ring “Hello Les, this is TJ” ,“we are running out of dishes”

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    RSH  about 2 years ago

    call the cops Ox says Tiffany.

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    ellenzcook  about 2 years ago

    Never had I ever expected that a comic strip would leave me hanging in anticipation so much that I couldn’t wait to read it the next morning, during the break-in, and stumble on the stairwell…Great job!

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