Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 27, 2022

Well you have the eye and a pie for dessert

Ralph for the win.

Eye, not i-Phone…

Be careful there witches! You know what they say… “Never look a gift Newt in the eye!” At least I think that’s how it goes…mighta been a horse… coulda been his mouth! But I’m stickin’ with Newt!

Yeah, and not balls – EYE balls!

They turned me into a newt. But I got better.

I just looked this up (did not know this before): Originally “Eye of Newt” referred to “Mustard Seed” and “Toe of Frog” referred to “Buttercup”.

The witches will need a spell checker for what they are cooking up.

Maybe it should have said: PI of Newt?

The beauty of smart phones is in the i of the beholder.

I understand that “eye of newt” originally meant mustard seeds.https://people.howstuffworks.com/is-eye-of-newt-real-thing.htm

No need to call for HEX support, we can eat the pie now and the eye of newt later!

Witches Who Don’t Look Up The Recipe On YouTube Be Loco!

If I had a newt who was talented enough to bake pies, I’d want to take good care of it.

3.1416 in the sky offering today …!

- Just call hex support. < smile >

Hope he isn’t selling insurance too.

Cute newt. :)

Since when would “eye” ever autocorrect to “pie”?

I read the newts today, oh boy…

Oh, for heaven’s sake! Just enjoy the pie!!!