The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 04, 2022

we know his hometown…“The valley of the Jolly…ho ho ho!”

A Hermès robe, so he is wearing French dressing.

His father came from Romaine-a and his mother was born in Belgium, a Brussel’s sprout.

He had bad roughage growing up on the farm!!

Any Alien ancestry, as in the science fiction movie, “The Thing From Another World”? It contains one of my favorite lines: “An intellectual carrot? The mind boggles!”

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

10% Kale

i would have guessed Greenland

that site doesn’t know beans about genealogy…

And he always thought he had peas in his ancestry!

At least no weevils in the woodshed.

I bet he has some really stinky asparagus pee.

HO HO HO❗️ Green Giant❗️☺️

I’ve seen those sites where you can look up your greenome…

Nope. He’s 100% naive American.

He’s got some broccoli in him. Just look at his hair.

He comes from good stalk.

He’s a take chard kid of guy.

He’s not much of a representative. Most of his speeches are canned.

Definitely ready for commercials.

Hilburn’s done this same gag with the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s monster. Is the Michelin Man next?