listen Jon: get a piece of paper and crunch it near the speaker and yell (I CAN’T HEAR YOU!). Then suddenly cut the line, drop the phone, run to your room, change and pack, and off to the airport to any destination you can afford. Don’t forget to tape Garfield’s thought bubbles so he won’t tell on you. Bon voyage.
(imagines a different version of this cartoon involving analogue telephones; enjoys seeing analogue telephones in the different version more than the ones in this version)
Nope. I simply save the text. You say you don’t want something, you don’t get anything.
Why the stupid lying that women do with this nonsense? Just as stupid as saying “nothing” is wrong when there is. Or asking if your butt looks big, or if you’re fat.
You are actively lying or encouraging your man to lie to you. So what else does he lie about just to avoid a fight?
Be a freaking adult.
Ah, I feel better now. Time to go talk to the girlfriend.
each year you ask her the same question, for her birthday and valentine’s too, and each year she TRAPS YOU WITH THAT. here is what you should give her, GET YOURSELF A REAL WARDROBE SHE ISN’T ASHAMED TO BE SHOWN WITH YOU AROUND
codycab almost 2 years ago
IT’S A TRAP!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
I’m impressed – Jon figured out the trap himself
Now he just needs to figure out what to give Liz
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
In one word…YES!
Wise-Cracking Amelia almost 2 years ago
Liz is gonna be one sad human on Christmas.
Macushlalondra almost 2 years ago
People ought not to say that since they don’t mean it.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
listen Jon: get a piece of paper and crunch it near the speaker and yell (I CAN’T HEAR YOU!). Then suddenly cut the line, drop the phone, run to your room, change and pack, and off to the airport to any destination you can afford. Don’t forget to tape Garfield’s thought bubbles so he won’t tell on you. Bon voyage.
BJ40 almost 2 years ago
Oooh, your busted Jon.
jmworacle almost 2 years ago
How about something with diamonds?
cubswin2016 almost 2 years ago
I can almost hear Admiral Ackbar’s voice while reading this comic.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Liz is side dating Charlie Brown.
2AndFour almost 2 years ago
Admiral Ackbar would be proud of Jon.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 2 years ago
Time to hit Tiffanys!
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
I’m sure it will all be heartwarming in the end.
edmund_graham almost 2 years ago
Oh Jon, it was nice knowing you
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He figured out that much. Will he figure out what to get her?
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Danger, Will Robinson!
javonrdmoore almost 2 years ago
I think Jon should give Liz a kiss under the mistletoe on the cheek
Mario500 almost 2 years ago
(imagines a different version of this cartoon involving analogue telephones; enjoys seeing analogue telephones in the different version more than the ones in this version)
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Another Charlie Brown sweater?
SmaugtheGreat almost 2 years ago
It is my understanding that if women say you don’t have to give them anything, they really expect a HUGE present……
Just-me almost 2 years ago
At least Jon is cognizant he’s about to be in a lot of trouble…
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Now, Jon, remember the rule, when in doubt, think chocolates. Lots and lots of ’em.
29jeb almost 2 years ago
Just kidding! Get me some earrings, I’d love those, and please, one over $1k please!
geese28 almost 2 years ago
Well he’s learning I have to say
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe almost 2 years ago
He should give Liz a picture of Garfield.
A R V reader almost 2 years ago
A polka album will have Liz thinking about what to say next year.
CaveCat87 almost 2 years ago
Get her some chocolates, Jon. Lock them up in a vault that not even Garfield can open until it’s time to give them to Liz.
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
I don’t have to? OK, then, so I won’t.
JLChi almost 2 years ago
Jon is so clueless, he has to ask the cat.
Bill The Nuke almost 2 years ago
Oh yeah, it’s a trap alright.
rbullfogg almost 2 years ago
Engagement ring! ??
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You’d better get a gift card or we’re kicking you out of the Man club!
mhthaung Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Remarkably insightful of him!
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
“I wish I could give you the world!” Let the butt-kissing begin.
Calvin almost 2 years ago
Don’t cheap out. At least $100
Calvin almost 2 years ago
More if you can afford it!
Stat_man99 almost 2 years ago
Men, they do this to us EVERY YEAR. Don’t fall for it.
norphos almost 2 years ago
Get her a biography of famous historical veterinarians, and candy.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s not a trap, and he’s not toast. But he will have to work a little harder to come up with a good idea for a gift.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
That is a bad omen.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
This is a bad omen.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nope. I simply save the text. You say you don’t want something, you don’t get anything.
Why the stupid lying that women do with this nonsense? Just as stupid as saying “nothing” is wrong when there is. Or asking if your butt looks big, or if you’re fat.
You are actively lying or encouraging your man to lie to you. So what else does he lie about just to avoid a fight?
Be a freaking adult.
Ah, I feel better now. Time to go talk to the girlfriend.
WentHulk almost 2 years ago
Oh yes you need to get her something.
karmakat01 almost 2 years ago
each year you ask her the same question, for her birthday and valentine’s too, and each year she TRAPS YOU WITH THAT. here is what you should give her, GET YOURSELF A REAL WARDROBE SHE ISN’T ASHAMED TO BE SHOWN WITH YOU AROUND
Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“But I WANT to get you something,” is a start.