Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Jerry Seinfeld did this first with a VHS recorder and the NY Mets in his pilot episode in 1989.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    Pig could have said that his deodorant wasn’t dry yet.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Nice save (almost) Pig!

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t shoot. I come in peace.

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    Sanspareil  almost 2 years ago

    If I DVR some sports game, I stay away from all possible sources of spoiler.Works mostly but not always!

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    Sprarklin  almost 2 years ago

    A friend of mine records games to watch at a later time. I don’t see the point. If I miss the game, I just look up the score online.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Rat takes a dim view of many things.

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    GabryelFrost  almost 2 years ago

    Sports are to be watched live or none at all !

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Similar to wanting to go to a mystery movie, and someone tells you how it ends!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t recall Pig ever before being so quick with a pretty good response/excuse to give to Rat.

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    Dave Zimny Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, we warriors fans haven’t had too many chances to raise our arms lately…

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    Dave Zimny Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oops! Forgot to capitalize Warriors — Freudian slip…

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    Wise-Cracking Amelia  almost 2 years ago

    Woohoo! Go Warriors! Who’s ur favorite basketball team?

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    I thought Pig’s arms were raised because he was so excited.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 2 years ago

    I see a yoga club here.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I was stationed at Pearl Harbor and heard football score on the radio at the bar I was in. I went back to the base and went in telling people the score and found they were watching the game!! Turns out they are delayed. Whoops.

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    cmerb  almost 2 years ago

    I’m not sure about the " Warriors " or who they are , but the Rat is super great as usual : )

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    I’m kind of with Rat on this one.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 2 years ago

    I’m shocked to learn people watch NBA

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    wongo  almost 2 years ago

    How does Rat suddenly always come up with a bat?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Touchdown, Bengals!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    DVR 1979 “The Warriors” move. Fantastic! “War-eee-orrrs Come Out and Plaaayyy”

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    EmmettWayne  almost 2 years ago

    And this yoga move is called, “Running Pig”!

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I DVR the games, then check the final score online to decide whether or not to watch. If my team loses then they lose, but I’d rather not watch them do it.

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    Snolep  almost 2 years ago

    Apparently Jeopardy gave away the ending to a TV series that was still on some folks’ to-be-binged list. It was not appreciated.

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What is the expiration date on spoilers?

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    CaveCat87  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, Rat didn’t want the game to be spoiled.

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    figuratively speaking  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve always used downward two-by-four. I’ll have to check into the bat version.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Rat got that bat from his belfry!

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    I’m fine with scoreboard watching my favorite teams and then watch the highlights on YouTube.

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    PC200X  almost 2 years ago

    Why is this strip relegated to Saturday? It’s hilarious.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    RAT with his BAT!

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    dwkiser28603  almost 2 years ago

    Rat, remember you use the bat on Pastis on Sunday whenever he does those stupid puns. With pig, use a flamethrower

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    tzid  almost 2 years ago

    Warriiors? Do they do some kind of sport?

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    As with most any basketball game, you only need to watch the last 5 minutes.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    I would say, Not asked but answered.

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    John Jorgensen  almost 2 years ago

    What’s the big deal about recording a game and wanting to watch it “unspoiled”? It’s not a scripted drama, knowing the outcome will not diminish your enjoyment.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve been practicing yoga for fifteen years myself. Never heard of those moves. Pig needs the ‘avoiding the easily angered friend move’.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 2 years ago

    I used to record the radio play-by-play of the Washington State University football games, to listen later when walking. I had to record them on VHS tape and copy them to audio tape. I had to break in to listening to the source when copying so I could stop when the post-game show came on, and I would inevitably hear the losing final score. That season for game after game they would build up a big score, and wind up losing every time. At least that was fascinating to listen to.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Smart yoga move, Pig. —Both of them….

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    timothy6522  almost 2 years ago

    Knew a Dallas Cowboys fan who would VCR tape their games. He’d only watch the tape if they won!

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    Comics are the first thing to read  almost 2 years ago

    In our house, we don’t say DVR’d, we still say taped.

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