That must be some of the really good and strong stuff or he has a low tolerance for liquor. Besides, I don’t think he heard her, “I told you so”, after passing out.
Alcohol can be absorbed by nearly every part of your body. It starts entering the blood stream while it’s in your mouth. It does not have to make it as far as the intestines where most other things are absorbed.
I wonder that if you swam in the stuff, it would get you drunk. That would be a convenient loophole for people whose beliefs prohibit them from drinking it.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
I sometimes figure that if I drink on an empty stomach, I’ll sober up sooner (drunk faster and sober faster).
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
I fall down, go kaput.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dumbest thing ever said! Your stomach doesn’t have a waiting room, alcohol will go to the head of the line!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
Yeah, lady! But it doesn’t change much if it’s arsenic…
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Cheap drunk
Doug K over 1 year ago
O well … “Live and learn.”
… or perhaps “Don’t live and” … well … “that’s it.”
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“Pip pip. Old Chop. Why Beef? Liver and Loin, I always say.” [Smokey Stover]
monya_43 over 1 year ago
That must be some of the really good and strong stuff or he has a low tolerance for liquor. Besides, I don’t think he heard her, “I told you so”, after passing out.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
Neither one of you look like you’ve ever had an empty stomach.
dflak over 1 year ago
Alcohol can be absorbed by nearly every part of your body. It starts entering the blood stream while it’s in your mouth. It does not have to make it as far as the intestines where most other things are absorbed.
I wonder that if you swam in the stuff, it would get you drunk. That would be a convenient loophole for people whose beliefs prohibit them from drinking it.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
He can barely hold his glass. No way he can hold his liquor.
Prescott_Philosopher over 1 year ago
“The kid’s no Trooper.”
rshive over 1 year ago
An unheeded warning.
Greyhame over 1 year ago
Autumn Leaf cocktail
You change colors and fall to the ground
comixbomix over 1 year ago
By the time he’d drunk it, it was no longer empty.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
She brings home the bacon and HE can fry it up in a pan‼️‼️‼️
bobpeters61 over 1 year ago
Where’d he get the pangalactic gargleblaster?
mindjob over 1 year ago
At least he’s not curled up in a pool of vomit, like some people I know
vacman over 1 year ago
I’ll have what the man on the floor is having.
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
I’ll say it: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
T... over 1 year ago
The next day the Bobbies arrested her…
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
How could that stomach be empty.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 1 year ago
“I TOLD YOU SO!”
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
When he said:“One more and I’m out of here.”, he should have said:“One more and I’m out of it.”