Don’t give the crowda bum steer Lawrence…
That’s bull.
Gazoontight.
Is it Hayku Night for the Haykows?
Straw and hay aren’t the same kinds of grass.
Lunch and dinner too
Next on stage: the Chippenbulls!
It’s a “Hai-moo”.
Good one!
Groovy
…and they herd it from the bull’s mouth!
Yes, hay is more than just grass.
LOL
This is one of the finest performances that the audience has herd. They each gave it ‘four hooves up’.
Hay Hay Hay, it’s Fat Cowbert.
Chew your cud elsewhere, please!
I wondered where Beat Nick Bossie had been all these years.
I grow big and fat
Farmer smiles…It is time now
Off to become beef
Scott made a haiku. He should do this more often. But thanks for this one.
Not too far off from The Far Side’s classic “Cow poetry”.
As a former farmer can I be pedantic and point out that cows don’t eat straw, they eat hay. A big difference. Look it up. But a nice poem.
Mad cow afflicts me/It’s too much, Argyle Sweater/I’ll channel Far Side.
I don’t associate haikus with poets dressed as beatniks. (Does the audience snap their hooves?)
Clever comic today hayku!
Cows with poems.
That was moooo-tiful. I would call BS. BUT, until the cow has et, she can’t make a sh*t. Thank Moo!
Poor poor Timothy!
The Beef Generation
A bovine beatnik
From Google: Straw is a stalk, usually a waste product of wheat, that’s used as bedding for barnyard animals. Hay—typically alfalfa or a grass—is used as animal feed.
Hey bull, you were supposed to be sleeping on the straw, not eating it!
Dry grass churns in gut
Udders bloat, life begets life
Milk for my Froot Loops
na na na na, hay hay hay, goodbye…
Very mooving.
Only problem? None of them can snap!!!
How scarecrows greet each other? Hay man!
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Don’t give the crowda bum steer Lawrence…
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
That’s bull.
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Gazoontight.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Is it Hayku Night for the Haykows?
wrloftis about 2 years ago
Straw and hay aren’t the same kinds of grass.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Lunch and dinner too
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
Next on stage: the Chippenbulls!
jessebob42 about 2 years ago
It’s a “Hai-moo”.
CrimsonOne18 about 2 years ago
Good one!
phillip w about 2 years ago
Groovy
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
…and they herd it from the bull’s mouth!
JaneCl about 2 years ago
Yes, hay is more than just grass.
mourdac Premium Member about 2 years ago
LOL
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
This is one of the finest performances that the audience has herd. They each gave it ‘four hooves up’.
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Hay Hay Hay, it’s Fat Cowbert.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Chew your cud elsewhere, please!
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
I wondered where Beat Nick Bossie had been all these years.
uniquename about 2 years ago
I grow big and fat
Farmer smiles…It is time now
Off to become beef
phritzg Premium Member about 2 years ago
Scott made a haiku. He should do this more often. But thanks for this one.
Ken Gagne Premium Member about 2 years ago
Not too far off from The Far Side’s classic “Cow poetry”.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
As a former farmer can I be pedantic and point out that cows don’t eat straw, they eat hay. A big difference. Look it up. But a nice poem.
stamps about 2 years ago
Mad cow afflicts me/It’s too much, Argyle Sweater/I’ll channel Far Side.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 years ago
I don’t associate haikus with poets dressed as beatniks. (Does the audience snap their hooves?)
We has seen the enemy about 2 years ago
Clever comic today hayku!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago
Cows with poems.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 years ago
That was moooo-tiful. I would call BS. BUT, until the cow has et, she can’t make a sh*t. Thank Moo!
antidancer about 2 years ago
Poor poor Timothy!
Lablubber about 2 years ago
The Beef Generation
coffeeturtle about 2 years ago
A bovine beatnik
Bilan about 2 years ago
From Google: Straw is a stalk, usually a waste product of wheat, that’s used as bedding for barnyard animals. Hay—typically alfalfa or a grass—is used as animal feed.
Hey bull, you were supposed to be sleeping on the straw, not eating it!
Buoy about 2 years ago
Dry grass churns in gut
Udders bloat, life begets life
Milk for my Froot Loops
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
na na na na, hay hay hay, goodbye…
Havel about 2 years ago
Very mooving.
dlaemmerhirt999 about 2 years ago
Only problem? None of them can snap!!!
Felix Raven about 2 years ago
How scarecrows greet each other? Hay man!