Pickles by Brian Crane for December 27, 2022

Hirsute romance

A moment ago, I was reading this one:

https://www.gocomics.com/ozy-and-millie/2022/12/27

G❜nite!

okay then

That would be the strangest pickup line I’ve ever heard!

Is it hot in here?

And the boogers add to the ambiance.

He got Roscoe to respond.

Why Opal, you flirt!

It could be a (strange) Christmas mood:

“Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In your nose a hair is glistening,

A beautiful sight, We’re happy tonight, Walkin’ in a winter wonderland!"

How romantic! Never heard of nose hair being arousing before!

That’s “snot” too common Opal!

Who’s to say his entire mustache is not long nose hair combed downward?

Roscoe’s 4th wall expression is:

“Aww sh*t . . . you DO NOT wanna see this!”

Poor Roscoe…

Love the dogs reaction!

THAT got the dog’s attention!

Earl is just being easy. He wants to be in the “mood”.

brings up an unlikely scenario.

Naughty naughty Gramma….. (heeheeheehee)

Roscoe looks like he understood Earl’s comment?

a lot of nose hair glistening in the COLD north doncha know! part of the mating ritual til Spring is in the air. that’s why lots of birthdays celebrated in late summer early fall.

Funny! Just straight up funny!

HELL…I can’t even get THAT in this house! I might as well be invisible.

“…you sexy thang, you.”

LMAO‼️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Opal says the sexiest things.

Panel 4: ROSCOE REWLS!!!

Sometimes that’s all it takes. If you’re lucky.

Hey! She’s supposed to have the lamp behind her left shoulder. (Project Manager Problem Fixer from way back.)

Check Rosco in 4th panel. Lol

In the mood for what?

With Earl it’s impossible to know what mood he’s talking about.

Sarcasm is one of the classic humor methods. Earl is a master!

Rosco!! LOL

He can still get in the mood? I have to wonder, does the mood still work?

New strategy by both?

Earl at this time of life doesn’t need much.

Glistening nose hairs and a little blue pill snuck on his prune juice does it every time!

Ugh. The thought of those two having sex is repulsive.