Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 02, 2023

Soy sorry, that’s not it

Good thing they are a cartoon family, otherwise they’d be at each others’ throats in short order.

We eat regular food here in Vegas…sorry.

She means they will be eating food from the various planets that orbit the star Vega in the constellation of Lyra!

Prepare to fart a lot

Except it’s pronounced VAYgus. Not VEEgus.

Salad. What real food eats.

Been vegetarian for almost 2 decades. I’ve tried a vegan diet many times, and can follow that for about a month, maybe even two months. But truly and honestly, I miss cheese too much. Pizza just isn’t any good without real cheese.

Nope. Not gonna happen in our house. Nope. No way.

I’m a vegan that bypasses the middle man by eating the cow that eats the grass… the pig that eats the corn or the chicken that eats the wheat. The good Lord created those animals/birds to save me from having to eat grass.. etc.

Bub is hoping for burgers from the Heart Attack Grill.

Haven’t I read we are omnivores, so strictly limiting you and me to one type of food is unhealthy. That goes for you guys who wish you were the top of the food chain too.

Betty, you are welcome to it, enjoy. Me and junior are going out to eat. Byeeeee

No your thinking of Vegasvary

Can’t do it. It’s tradition to eat pork and sauerkraut on NYD for good luck, so I’ve already blown my chance at Vegenuary

No way Jose….

Just make one evening meal vegetarian and the next one omnivorian. All vegan for a month means the boys will sneak out to splurge on meat behind your back.

Bub can go and eat burgers for lunch when he goes back to work.

Hmmm, reminds me of an old country song, “our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today”

If it’s green it’s trouble. If it’s fried take double.