That bear (or a heavily-fictionalized version of it) is the subject of an upcoming comedy-horror film, where it rampages and terrorizes a number of humans, unlike the actual bear which (much more realistically) died from heart failure long before it could encounter a single human.
I heard the cocaine bear died from not being able to talk. And PLEASE if anyone can see this let me know. I still have no idea how long my suspension is, let alone WHY it is.
The taxidermied body of that “cocaine bear” is on display in Kentucky, but that incident happened in Georgia rather than Kentucky. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)
Check this out! A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn’t realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Probably because of the extra game this year. If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place. Try to be on time. It’s at Calvary church in La Jolla, CA at 3pm. The bride’s name is Nicole, she’s 5’4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She’ll be in the white dress. Thanks!
Believe it or not, Oreo cookies were introduced a copycat of Hydrox cookies, at least in appearance. Hydrox is trying to make a comeback. I was finally able to locate some. I didn’t find them to be as flavorful as Oreos.
I took the Ripley’s Challenge (believe or not) and looked up the Oreo Vault. Well, cover me eggs and flour and bake me for 40 minutes, it’s real. https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/11/27/is-the-oreo-doomsday-vault-real-or-fake/
In order to achieve that particular fragrance, one must coral and dispatch a ewe, retrieve portions of the skeleton, isolate the skull, then pull the bone apart. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte
Take care, may Norwegian escaped asylum inmate and prolific cookie hunter Isak “Their Tracks Are Difficult To Detect In The Summer Time Especially But The Effort Will Be Well Worth It I’m Sure” Centerlickord be with you, and gesundheit.
The world seed reserve preserves seeds so people can grow crops to feed themselves. I assume the Oreo reserve will allow them to eat while the crops grow, rather than teach them to make Oreos.
The doomsday vault for seed and grain they have up there in the arctic is more practical and essential. The vault for Oreos sounds to me like a commercial gimmick.
The Duke almost 2 years ago
I hope they also have a good supply of milk for those Oreos. I like to dip mine.
The Duke almost 2 years ago
Bears should just say no to drugs.
monkeysky almost 2 years ago
That bear (or a heavily-fictionalized version of it) is the subject of an upcoming comedy-horror film, where it rampages and terrorizes a number of humans, unlike the actual bear which (much more realistically) died from heart failure long before it could encounter a single human.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
A ring worth approximately £38,989 and 59 pence. Wow.
How did the bear find weed?
I wonder what the number Quatre Mille Sept Cent Onze meant for Napoleon to name his cologne such.
Suppose that Norwegian Oreo vault isn’t for Alfred Yankovic who parodied “The Right Stuff” by New Kids on the Block?
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
And maybe the Norwegians’ taste buds are frozen!
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
And what did Empress Josephine use? She could have used less empire and more husband!
eromlig almost 2 years ago
I heard the cocaine bear died from not being able to talk. And PLEASE if anyone can see this let me know. I still have no idea how long my suspension is, let alone WHY it is.
meg_grif almost 2 years ago
The taxidermied body of that “cocaine bear” is on display in Kentucky, but that incident happened in Georgia rather than Kentucky. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)
alscoonz2 almost 2 years ago
Check this out! A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn’t realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Probably because of the extra game this year. If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place. Try to be on time. It’s at Calvary church in La Jolla, CA at 3pm. The bride’s name is Nicole, she’s 5’4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She’ll be in the white dress. Thanks!
Gator007 almost 2 years ago
How often do they replace the cookies? They do go stale.
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I didn’t know 4711 was that old. I like it. It’s a nice unisex cologne.
RLG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I bet whoever was responsible for those drugs is at the bottom of the lake.
therese_callahan2002 almost 2 years ago
The bear don’t lie. The bear don’t lie. The bear don’t lie. Cocaine.
Indiana Guy Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Believe it or not, Oreo cookies were introduced a copycat of Hydrox cookies, at least in appearance. Hydrox is trying to make a comeback. I was finally able to locate some. I didn’t find them to be as flavorful as Oreos.
Lotus almost 2 years ago
I took the Ripley’s Challenge (believe or not) and looked up the Oreo Vault. Well, cover me eggs and flour and bake me for 40 minutes, it’s real. https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2022/11/27/is-the-oreo-doomsday-vault-real-or-fake/
there’s a video if you scroll down
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
In order to achieve that particular fragrance, one must coral and dispatch a ewe, retrieve portions of the skeleton, isolate the skull, then pull the bone apart. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte
Take care, may Norwegian escaped asylum inmate and prolific cookie hunter Isak “Their Tracks Are Difficult To Detect In The Summer Time Especially But The Effort Will Be Well Worth It I’m Sure” Centerlickord be with you, and gesundheit.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
for some reason, i feel better now knowing that i’ve got an oreo stash
scpandich almost 2 years ago
And between consuming the cocaine and expiring that bear ran the NYC Marathon in 34 minutes.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
Shortly before passing, that bear was seen disco dancing at all the clubs in town, donning a spoon around his neck
PaulAbbott2 almost 2 years ago
Q: What happened to Napoleon at Waterloo? A: Bonaparte fell apart. Bwahahahahaha
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
The world seed reserve preserves seeds so people can grow crops to feed themselves. I assume the Oreo reserve will allow them to eat while the crops grow, rather than teach them to make Oreos.
fgerbil46 almost 2 years ago
Eromlig, roaming26-37 is correct. We can only see your posts if we go to your profile page.
tremaine53 almost 2 years ago
The bear didn’t find weed— it found cocaine. A lot of it, apparently.
Grumpy Old Guy almost 2 years ago
Twinkies do not need a vault, as they have no expiration date and are immune to radiation…
FassEddie almost 2 years ago
4711 is great smelling cologne.
LeeBrenneison almost 2 years ago
4711 was the address of the perfumers.
A Common 'tator almost 2 years ago
Well, everyone knows where Dorset is… I want to know where this Kentucky is, somewhere in Europe?
J. R. M. almost 2 years ago
How do appraisers arrive at a $ figure for something that old?
J. R. M. almost 2 years ago
The doomsday vault for seed and grain they have up there in the arctic is more practical and essential. The vault for Oreos sounds to me like a commercial gimmick.
robertjmunn almost 2 years ago
“Near Dorset”? I don’t get it. If you are near Dorset but not in it, you must be in a different county. It’s like saying “Near Indiana”.
alscoonz2 almost 2 years ago
Best regards to Charlie Fogwhistle and his wife.
magicfever495 almost 2 years ago
Charlie if you see this, you and your wife will be in my prayers.
Sure do miss you and the others.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
And I felt lucky to discover a $10 bill two weeks ago.
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
There’s g oing to be a movie about “COCAINE BEAR”
Jon’nn Jon’zz is currently guarding the Oreo vault.