Herman by Jim Unger for February 04, 2023

Are there disco lights inside the bell?

A bellwether for the relationship

Wouldn’t a bucket of ice cold water been cheaper ?

Maybe he’s deaf? :P

Days the GF has to go to work, she sets the clock much earlier and hits the snooze about three times before reluctantly rising.I don’t get it. Do or not do, there is no try, as Yoda says.

Yoda made sense. Too bad there aren’t more of him in high places.

My sister used to keep a coffee can full of marbles in the freezer. If the kids didn’t get up, she’d drop them under the covers.

She might not have heard the song, “Bang a gong”.. that might have gotten him up ;⁠)

A bed which automatically dumps one out when the alarm goes off?

That would get the neighbors up, too.

For most guys getting UP in the morning isn’t a problem.

Well maybe if you attached the pull rope to the clapper it would be a lot easier to make the bell ring.

The campanology is very interesting. He will need to be pealed off the sheet. I learned a bunch of new things looking up the work peal.

Middle Daughter slept so soundly it was sometimes scary. She had a Big Ben alarm clock, which she sat on an overturned cake pan. Her husband said the first night her spent at her apartment he nearly had a heart attack. I will tell you, everybody in the area got up the same time Tracy did.

An ejector seat would be the way to go.

That would be me…in my youth! Two alarm clocks, one sitting in an empty metal waste basket ! ☹️

The wonders of technology.

Wallace has that covered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVCoavEleMM

For whom the bell tolls

The Quasimodo model.

Works like a charm, huh???

My friend had 18 alarm clocks in his room. Three levels of 6 on a chair right by his bed

Maybe it’s Chuck Barris’ maid.

Quasimodo’s sister

He really gets his bell rung.

Somewhere out there stands a Taco Hell, missing it’s bell.

Is it new? Because after a few mornings of being awakened by that thing, I suspect he’ll be conditioned to get up on time.