Pickles by Brian Crane for January 31, 2023

Not helping Opal. Nelson will need therapy twice a day now.

Nelson reverts to thumb-sucking in 3… 2… 1…

yikes

My brother looks exactly like my grandmother. :D :D :D

Photos show I look a lot like my Dad over the years Sad to say, he passed away this summer at 87

As usual with kids his age, the shock of visualizing that future will wear off fairly soon, only to hit him again in 40-50 years.

No one wins this one Kid !

But, at least you’ld have Hair

My great-nephew looks like his father except that Dad is a ginger and the kid has dark hair.

It’ll be a few decades before he looks like Earl does now.

People tell me that I look like my mom.

My kids wish they’ll one day look as good as me.

My friends say except for the mustache I look just like my mother, I never could grow one…

Or maybe you’ll look like Roscoe!

Because of reading so many comic books as a kid, I still imagine thingsas if in cartoon thought bubbles. Hence, making so many comments on on GoComics.

Poor Nelson. I am starting to feel sorry for him.

From one horror story to another.

Heredity kid, not much you can do about it!

I wish there had been a thought bubble when he was talking with Earl yesterday!

I really love how genetics can skip generations and a photo of a great-aunt/uncle is an exact sepia version of someone today.

The scary part is when both sets of grandparents start to look a lot alike.

Poor Nelson. It seems he’s doomed.

I look so much like my moms brother I sometimes accuse her of abducting me from his family.

One of my cousins look just like our grandpa, more and more as he gets older.

Think of the white hair as a clean palette.

From bad to WORSE……LOL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have to find nelson a friend his own age.

The more selfies I take the more I see my dad’s face in them (he died in 2019).

My family had a photo of my great-great grandfather. My grandfather looked nothing like him, but my dad could have been his twin brother.

Looks like it’s going to be ageism all week, then.

It’s funny how that works out…my son looks like my grandfather and my daughter looks like her grandmother now that they’re in their 40’s

LOL! Poor Nelson, they have this poor kid coming and going…he’ll look like himself and resemble his parents…..

Well Nelson if you end up looking like Grandma just keep in mind there are people in this world that………

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other sisters can’t deny

That when Nelson walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face, you get sprung

Wanna pull up tough ’cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans he’s wearin’

I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Oh, baby, I wanna get wit’cha

And take your picture

My homegirls tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes (Me so horny!)

Oh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie

I’ve seen ‘em dancin’

To hell with romancin’

He sweat, wet

Got it goin’ like a turbo ’Vette

I’m tired of magazines

Sayin’ flat butts are the thing

Take the average gal and ask her that

He gotta pack much back

So, ladies! (Yeah!) ladies! (Yeah!)

Has your boyfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

Now try to sleep tonight Nelson.

From bad to worse?

I have ended up a nice combination of both sides of the family- – the best parts.

he could always hope to find out he’s adopted

Torn between two desirable outcomes.

Why doesn’t Nelson ask what the milkman looked like?

Someone call Nelson’s parents to do an intervention.

At least you’d have hair…

Poor Nelson!

These are his maternal grandparents. He could take after his paternal grandparents.