Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 13, 2023

I must’ve run 15 miles when I walked around the block today.

So a great way to exercise it to lie to yourself. Got it.

sure, Calvin

Indeed

“And I would roll 500 milesAnd I would roll 500 moreJust to be the man who rolls a thousand milesTo fall down at your door” ~ The Proclaimers (500 Miles)

Just 80 more and he’ll have a mile of pushups (5280).

Calvin must be doing one of Coach Lockjaw’s fitness routines. ;D

Feel ya’ buddy! Thank you for showing us the way.

Count till you drop!

I’ll have to try that! :D

Would Tom Holland agree? Oh, he wasn’t born yet. How about Mark Wahlberg? Jake Gyllenhaal?

That’s an exercise in futility, Cal.

Too bad that Hobbes isn’t here to make a comment. His comments on Calvin are usually very good.

Exercise. I could watch it all day………

This explains how the guy who claimed to do 40,000 pushups in one day did it (as mentioned in today’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not comic strip).

Mind over matter, Calvin?

In the United States Marine Corps boot camp, the Drill Instructors used to count push ups “1…2…3…4…5…2…2…3…2… etc” Told to The Count by a friend. OK. It wasn’t. Seems funnier now than it did at the time.

5.2 pushups. that’s about right

Putting your trousers on counts as a pullup. Bootlaces? Some squats.

Button the shirt, … working on fine motor skills.

We live in the boonies, a walk around the block and I might be gone for an hour or two.

Left turn at the corner, a mile around, right turn, 5 miles.

Well at least he’s getting a little bit of exercise, which is better than nothing I suppose.

Imagination can make anything seem easy

Just like Dad does with his morning run, eh Calvin?

His mouth is the mouth of Pac-Man.

See today’s Believe It or Not.

Calvin thought of that without Hobbes! Good going.

Gotta love it when Calvin exaggerates!

LOL… good one today.

An explanation for the Climate Movement.

Ah yes. The all-too-common attitude of “reality is whatever I feel it is”.

125 wasn’t impressive enough?

Calvin exhibits a magnificent counting ability!

In high school I made good use of the weight room. After a year even a coach complimented me on my skeletal musculature development. I just needed a balance to my mind. I was skinny when I started. It didn’t attract girls to me.

just about every kid I’ve coached . . .

Too bad “gratifying” doesn’t mean “effective.”

I would try weightlifting, but those things are really heavy.