These machines can produce different results, so their accuracy is somewhat underwhelming. Boarded a recent cruise and the sensors sounded until I removed my watch & gold wrist chain. Apparently my neck chain was OK. When I returned on board after a shore visit wearing all the items, I sailed (pun intended) straight through.
This happened to me, A woman agent pulled me aside and told me to put my arms out and spread my legs in front of everybody at the airport. She proceeded to take her wand and go all over and she went up my skirt three times‼️ I was so appalled and embarrassed. Of all the people there, I was in a sundress, whereas there were foreign men in line…why would thy pick ME? ☹️
Been done before, on an episode of Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life,” where it ends with the TSA agent opening Rocko’s mouth and pulling out a pair of pliers. (Okay, to be fair, Nickeloodeon stopped airing the episode after 9/11, since it involves a plane crash, but it is available on Paramount+.)
The TSA agent wasn’t paying attention to the (broken ?) detector at all. Just his quota requirements to pull every 6th person aside for ’special attention ’.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Must have a lot of iron in his blood!
Superfrog over 1 year ago
Oh, the irony.
Dirty Dragon over 1 year ago
All of the others, metal successfully detected.
The last guy shouldn’t have packed his house keys in his suitcase.
electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wolverine must have threatened this guy when he went through the detector; now he gives all those guys a pass.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Pardon my ignorance, but who’s the fourth guy?
Little Caesar over 1 year ago
It’s that a metal detecting wand, or a stud finder?
BigBoy over 1 year ago
He’s the only one with lead in his pencil
iggyman over 1 year ago
Every so many passengers thy have to do the extra tests, I am usually the one!
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
Maybe it’s a stud detector
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
He looked a little wired to the screener.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
All that exercising paid off. His buns of steel triggered the alarm.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“Dang. It’s happened again! I’ll sure be relieved when the last of the barium is gone.”
Aussie Down Under over 1 year ago
These machines can produce different results, so their accuracy is somewhat underwhelming. Boarded a recent cruise and the sensors sounded until I removed my watch & gold wrist chain. Apparently my neck chain was OK. When I returned on board after a shore visit wearing all the items, I sailed (pun intended) straight through.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
It’s a Marvel of engineering.
gokarDun over 1 year ago
His “spear”is as hard as steel.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Well, he’s going to be flying on Magnet Air.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I had a TSA officer ask me how I liked my pat down
atomicdog over 1 year ago
Next in line: the Metal Men.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ding ding ding!
This happened to me, A woman agent pulled me aside and told me to put my arms out and spread my legs in front of everybody at the airport. She proceeded to take her wand and go all over and she went up my skirt three times‼️ I was so appalled and embarrassed. Of all the people there, I was in a sundress, whereas there were foreign men in line…why would thy pick ME? ☹️jel354 over 1 year ago
Airport security is ironing out all of the details.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Those things hate Blue Jean zippers.
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
I have a titanium plate screwed into my fibula. I can’t wait to see if that sets anything off.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Reminds me of scenes from Airplane!
Dream_it_designs over 1 year ago
Maybe he likes medieval cod pieces.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
With 2 metal hips and a metal knee, I’m like the guy they send thru to train the TSA rookies.
del_grande Premium Member over 1 year ago
Been done before, on an episode of Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life,” where it ends with the TSA agent opening Rocko’s mouth and pulling out a pair of pliers. (Okay, to be fair, Nickeloodeon stopped airing the episode after 9/11, since it involves a plane crash, but it is available on Paramount+.)
FireAnt_Hater over 1 year ago
Some jokester flipped the switch from “Detect metal” to “Detect lack of metal.”
Kilrwat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Non-metal detector…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s a test of his mettle.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
He shouldn’t have ironed his shirt this morning.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
The TSA agent wasn’t paying attention to the (broken ?) detector at all. Just his quota requirements to pull every 6th person aside for ’special attention ’.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
ARGUE MAN! They cannot get away with this. Make an example of him.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Shouldn’t have flown Heavy Metal Airways.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
he probably got pulled aside ’cause he has to steel himself to go through the detector…
rodney over 1 year ago
Must be Little Rock airport
cwg over 1 year ago
Last guy didn’t set off the alarms, what was he hiding?