Herman by Jim Unger for April 09, 2023

You act like a idiot. You never have to do anything.

Training is proceeding slowly

He’s lucky he isn’t wearing that tray.

At least he didn’t ask how to use the toaster

Silly, lazy cob. She’s liable to give him a Jiffy Pop on the head.

You mean the recipe isn’t to put the bag in the microwave and hit the popcorn button? 8^D

That’s how I make it.

Well played!

PSA: Microwave popcorn always makes the top 10 most-toxic foods lists. It’s super easy if you have a stove. Large pot with 2 tblsp corn oil, 4 tblsp popcorn, 2 tblsp butter, med-high heat. Stop when there are 2 seconds between pops. Hope that helps.

Check out her finger…LMAO!

Might as well do it myself!

I’ll bet the only time he did laundry he used hot water and put colors and whites together.

Works every time.

What is she carrying in her right hand?

He knows how to get popcorn…

You mean men uses stupidity to get out of things? What a concept! HAW HAW!!!

They have it down to a science!

The electric popper that used oil was the best one I had. The air popper was good too. Microwave popcorn isn’t so special

Should have started off with that question, it would have saved a few panels.

This guy knows his way around…

Making Popcorn is a survival skill we all should know…

Boiling butter is how you make ghee…

One time I saw a movie 11 times. Or maybe it was more than 11 times since it was The Wizard of Oz. I’m waiting for the Wizard of Ahs to come out.

That’s called strategic incompetence aka weaponized incompetence.

He’s smarter than he looks!

I have no idea why women don’t trust us.

He’ll figure out how long to boil it eventually.

Happy Easter everyone!

Offering isn’t the same as wanting to.

He’s no fool.