Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 27, 2023

Oooohh… Will we see a Tiffany and Kippy romance now that Kip dumped Stef??

Looks like we’re in for a shake up in the dorm rooms. Congrats to Kip for coming to his senses! lol

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So is Kip breaking up with Stef because of how she acted when she ‘lost’ the ring?

So accurate

Ah shittake mushroom, back to the dorm drama again? Okay, see you all next month!

Whats going on?

Because this is how females act according to the 1980s sitcom lens through which G&K see the world. yawn

All this comic needs is a friendly theme song with nonsensical lyrics.

Well, Steph, and Kip, who is—maybe a plot device—are coming in an arc by themselves. Conflict, drama, tension! Sort of Lu’s novel, but for real. What does this portend? Watch for misdirection plays, fo shizzle.

Woah, what just happened? Anyone else feel like you just landed in the middle of the story arc instead of the beginning?

I hope they are done. We certainly are.

Stef can drop outta school any time now for me.

did I miss a day or is this shades of Quentin Terrentino?

Wow, that expression on her face in the last frame shows the real Stef…

OK, what’s this all about?

While we wait for Tiffany, the second most despised character, having left Bernice the most despised character in the strip I was wondering who else could carry a week? Gunther and Les? Nah. Les and Punk? Nah. Bets and Gunther? Nah. Then i had an idea. What if Toni and Brad were called in for a five alarm fire. They had just been handed Shannon. Since they both have to go and TJ was at work, and Luann at school for a night class an Frank and Nancy had left for a production of Kinky Boots, they have no one to dump the brat on, so they take her to the fire, put her in one of the fire trucks and admonish her not to touch anything. The next strip shows her figetting but obeying orders. In the next strip she sees a car careening towards the fire fighters, doesn’t know what to do. The next strip showd her honking the truck’s horn, saving everyone. And Saturday she’s made a Junior Fire Fighter for her presence of mind. If she’s six this is within the realm of the possible. It would also show Brad and Toni at work, and give a positive glow to Shannon.

And I will charge nothing for this idea!

I don’t know yet what is going on, but I know it’s drama.

Those are all her techniques? Oh, Kippy. This girl has more techniques, but most of the more effective ones can’t be shown in a family comic strip.

I’m afraid Stef has Tiffany beat on the acting chops. But Kip knows the story too well.

Yeah!

He can’t, or he won’t, what?My bet is on do her homework.

This lady makes Tiffany look like a Mensa member!

Well we don’t yet know WHAT stef want from kip. But we can presume it’s something stef has NO problem using her body as leverage to get it.

Oh, boy. Stef is a lot to handle. She did that before. Not attractive side of Stef – begging to stay together once too many times. When someone doesn’t want or is not interested, be graceful and wail in private. Admit it, Stef. You don’t actually love Kip – you only like the status he holds as the college football team quarterback. Likewise, Kip, being quite a cliche, likes to have the head of the cheerleader squad on his arm. My guess is he is tired and bored with your drama. He decided it is not worth it anymore. While some fans thinks Kip and Tiff would get together, I am not too sure. They are a little too alike. Vain. Vacuous. Cliche-y. Status-quo-ey. Etc. There’s no balance. Maybe they HAVE to get together and find out that they’re too alike for their relationship to work.

Oh, super… these two. What arc are getting here this time?

Contrast yesterday’s restrained, low key beauty of Toni with today’s Stef, tight clothes, dramatic makeup, and an aggressive attack mode for unrestrained romance. Dump Kip and spread that thrill time around.

What a solemn farce, sorry considering the actress, it’s rather a bad comedy!

Okay so who is going to walk in and step on this landmine; will it be Tiff, Dez or Bets with Gunnie with her? Obviously Kip has reached his saturation point with Stef but does Tiff get a chance at him right off of the rebound, that will definitely initiate WWWIII in the quad.

Honestly, I’m not all that impressed by either half of that particular couple.

Maybe Ox will be Steph’s rebound.

Crankshaft was really funny today.

What took Kip so long? He should have broken up with Steph months ago!

This latests hawt Bae could use a few tips from our beloved Ann ❤️ Eiffel. Actually, if it was our beloved hawt Ann❤️ Eiffel she wouldn’t be going through all that cheap drama at all. Ann ❤️ Eiffel would have Kippy showing at the moon and begging for more. We all ❤️ Ann ❤️ Eiffel.

Stef is cute, but really unbearable. I hope for Kip that the positive sides of being with her are really exceptional, because enduring these scenes so many times that he becomes immune to them feels really heavy. I wonder what she want so much from him now. But finally we’ll see how is going between Stef and Bets, if Bets already can’t stand her anymore or if she’s still friends with her.

Next, she’ll say “Get out of here, Kip! I can’t stand the sight of you! Hey!!! How dare you walk away from me when I’m talking to you!”

He’s done with her.

An intriguing questionable question from Kip in frame 3 to segue into the rest of the week. Done with this conversation or done with the relationship?

Maybe Kip isn’t willing to forgive Stef for hooking up with the window repair guy. Good for him but I still think he and Stef are the worst.

If any of the other characters in the strip want Stef’s sloppy seconds they are more dumb than I could’ve guessed.

I’m thinkin’ Kippie is ready for a new depository.

Breakup?

Oh Yeahhhhh!!! We’re Done!!! Hit the Road Staph, and don’t’cha come back no more no more no more, hit road Staph, and don’t’cha come back no more! To the tune of Hit the Road Jack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I

I have a feeling this is not about a breakup…probably something like her moving in with him, or him joining the cheerleading squad.

Yorkie Girl! Not as smart as an actual Yorkshire Terrier.

A new story line coming up

Gee, what was in Piro’s note to Bernice? Guess we will never find out.

We are missing panel #1.

I like how Kip doesn’t tolerate Stef’s act.

This could be another page in Luann’s romance novel.

Sounds like done… in more ways than one.

Just looking at the visual language in this one, Kip feels like a prop. Doesn’t move, stands straight as a board in the first panel. He merely exists to further a plot (focused on a pretty boring character).

From today’s strip, it looks like Kip has learned how to say no to Steph. But about what? And, shouldn’t Kip be training for his next season in the CFL, NFL, or, possibly the USFL?

He is clearly NOT breaking up with her. She would not say or do those things in response to Kip breaking up with her. She wants him to do something, but he does not want to do it. Maybe she wants him to visit her family in Yeehaw Junction trailer park for a week.

So what does Stef want Kip to do? Visit her family? Go to a wedding with her? Some other fancy social event?

Won’t go with her to . . . ?

Wow, we’ve finally found someone in this strip who has a spine. I wonder what they’re talking about here.

It’s kind of out of the blue, but I’m glad Kip finally woke up.

So the 4 stages of Stef trying to get her way are: 1-Tears 2-Flirting 3-Begging and 4- Anger. Is the 5th stage Acceptance?

Everyone?

Check out the Strips dated 09/20/21 thru 09/23/21.

Stef and Kip have broken up before, but it didn’t last.

The question is, will it be permanent this time?

Whether it is or not, it’s probably a safe bet that Stef is going to be an even BIGGER “pain in the neck” than she is now.

Way things are going it will be Kip and Bern!

Ohhh, is Kippy breaking up with Stef?

it isn’t about love, so it must be about money. will he be interested in Tiffany and her daddy’s money? is he related to the gold-digger that was once married to the dad?

Yay! I don’t know what’s going on yet but, I like the way he’s thinking! YAY! HOOT! HOOT!

Oh yeah, they’re done… all the way done.

If this week’s story is just about the two of them, that might be enough to almost make me miss the last weeks of Bernice.

Wow, that came out of left field

Kip seems to be the most sensible and reasonable of all the characters.

And so we jump to the two least interesting characters in the strip. But it’s only Monday, so the other characters might be drawn in.

I always thought it was just about the “fringe benefits” (sex) for Kip.

Is no one going to ask where her right hand went in Panel #2???

Stef you are desperate that’s a a bad look for any woman.

Steffi in college is like Tiffany in high school.

As I always suspected, Kip is a player of the sex toys about campus and Stef is his main squeeze. But, that’s as far as it goes. Her attempt to get some love out of the equation isn’t going to work. He might play with her, but marry her, that’s another matter entirely.

My beloved Stef now knows she needs to expand her repertoire.

Oh look, it’s the least valuable players of the strip.

We need a survey: What did Steph ask Kip to do? Is this a breakup or not?

Atta boy Kip!

She’s shallower than a wet bathmat.

Why hasn’t Luann had a real date since high school? Why hasn’t she matured more?

Techniques. Not to be confused with shenanigans

Trouble in paradise.

Order up three sets of earplugs for her beleaguered roommates.

And a mop to clean up her rivers of tears.

So…if it isn’t about love, maybe it’s about lust.

Not sure why they’re arguing THIS time, but here’s hoping Kip finally drops that airhead for good.

You should be done. Kip. Question is, are you smart enough to be?

Have waited longer than a whole lifetime for something good to happen to Luann in a comic named “Luann”. Instead we get to see stupid mean Bernice. Just why can’t Luann have something?Just bring Quill back already. Let my girl be happy and giddy about something actually amazing about her own life.

Tiffany’s character development I get, but Bernice being the focus….i just can’t anymore.

Whether he dumps her or not, it’s refreshing to see him have a backbone.

We just need to find out what it is that Kip won’t do; it doesn’t mean a break up. There’s just something he’s not willing to do and I’m glad he’s finally being firm with her, whatever it is.

I have been reading a book and in it the author (old enough to have had cars pre-fob) describes the 2-key sets that we used to have for cars before fobs. I am sure some of you remember those two keys. In the book, he says one was for the trunk and doors, and one was for the ignition. Agree or disagree? Yes, totally off topic but where else can I get some good answers for this?

Looks like the beginning of the end!?

We should break 300 if they don’t delete @Ivlax again!

Stef is Tiffany pre-character development

Kip cuts queen to quick!

Bravo, Kippy!

I’m going out on a limb here, which I’m sure will crash on the ground, busting my big old bald head, but I think that Steph is trying to get Kip to let her bunk with him. He can’t and won’t. Still where to live arcs?

Kip is solid as a rock. Impressive.

I feel like we missed a day, whatever sets this comic up.