Herman by Jim Unger for May 02, 2023

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Half a buck.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 1 year ago

    Four bits!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All your money, ever play the slots? Although I have been very lucky on them

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    momofalex7  over 1 year ago

    At least two quarters.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Does he even have fifty cents?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I never carry coins anymore. Where’s your NFC card reader?

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    “WISDOM: 50 Cents”

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    PoochFan  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a misc comic years ago- a vending machine labeled “Gullibility Test”, a $1 slot, and nothing else.

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    bobpeters61  over 1 year ago

    Asked and answered on the same machine.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Find out what you’ve got to lose.

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    fredroc42  over 1 year ago

    Fifty cents? Geez, I remember when it used to be a nickel.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Your fifty cents.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And this is how they pull you in. Some years ago, my wife and I were in Reno and came upon a short row of slots with credit/debit card readers built in. I lovingly took her by the hand and dragged her out of the casino. My wife was a stoic woman but the slots were her kryptonite. Mine was the poker tables so she helped me stay away from them by making me work the 21-tables where I actually came out ahead more often than not. Playing the long, safe game at Blackjack can be boring but it does give you a fighting chance.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    50 cents

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    That is quite a large slot for nothing to come out of.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Only 50 cents unless you fall for it more than once.

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    offord  over 1 year ago

    Apparently 50 cents.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    every year around tax time when I fill out the tax forms – I keep thinking the same thing. (sorry it was only a couple of weeks ago. my how time flies)

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    Now I have that CSN song stuck in my head. But it’s a good song….

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    tremaine53  over 1 year ago

    50 cents, evidently.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    My last 50¢?

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Fifty cents…

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    It’s a magic machine, put your money in it and your wealth disappears.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    A little common cents may finally change this guy’s luck.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Says right above the slot. $.50

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    “Put whatever you have to lose here. I gain greatly.”

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    50 cents…

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    j.l.farmer  over 1 year ago

    50 cents

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    clacou  over 1 year ago

    that sign should be on all election voting booth…

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    vacman  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of an old Coke machine at my high school. It was suppose to dispense 1st a paper cup, then ice, then soda. Sometimes they would appear out of order, or the cup would land upside down, or nothing at all would happen. Some comedian put a sign on the machine…“Win a Coke, 25 cents a try.”

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All of your centsability!!!

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