Herman by Jim Unger for May 08, 2023

Twas an ’ell of a fight.

And to top it off. I’ve got to buy her a new frying pan.

Is the frying pan OK?

Maggie should have used her less weighty rolling pin (“Insect!”)

Men are victims of domestic violence at a rate far exceeding that of women. But we mostly don’t complain about it.

I can’t cook eggs in mine from the big dent in the middle of it…..

And hopefully, she’s in jail now.

That’s what happens when your first portrait of her looks like a hippopotamus in a hat.

I would hope that his head wound is no indication of the reason for the wife’s broken wrist.

Ever since the animation Tangled [Disney, 2010] frying pans have been showing up as weapons in some movies.

She broke the wrist smacking him in the head with the frying pan…

Oh yeah?? Hard head!

That’s either a bandage or a flat hair curler

You should get her a lighter frying pan. It might just help both of you.

He wanted fried eggs and she delivered.

Nice guy, always thinkin’ of the wife.