B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 06, 2023

Sure, last one there buys.

Bud Lite?

and everyone lived happily ever after

He’ll bring the hops. :groan:

I thought the reference was to the fable about the race between the rabbit and the turtle …

Bohemia Oscura is a great beer.

Hold it!

So they want to hop to the bar and ferment some good cheer. And become stout friends yeast they forget each others mug in future bitter times. But if they drink too much, they will be ale-ing in the mourning. And will be lager ly for the rest of the day, being barley able to move.

This comic appears on the eve of Cincinnati’s famous Flying Pig Marathon. Coincidence? The Count doesn’t think so.

Or, can you quickly hop off and bring me a beer?

There’s a Terrapin brewery in Georgia.

Don’t drink too much though, you’ll get hare of the dog.

One of the better solutions compared to ’let’s make war.’

Just let the rabbit get started first and you can catch up.

Sure dude. I’ll race you to the bar.

Now there’s a turtle with a sense of priorities.

The hare was gonna celebrate after he won anyway.

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause and cure to all of life’s problems!” – Homer Simpson

I’ll drink to that, and there starts the downfall of fairy tales and sayings. Yip yip yip yip yip

This one made me laugh! Love it!

This Millers for you

Miller Lite? I’m watching my diet!

Well said!

Makes sense to me

Budweiser is only for “Insane people that are having a break with reality” This Buds for you!!!

Best beers to go with big Game and Small Game. https://www.themeateater.com/cook/cooking-techniques/how-to-pair-beer-with-wild-game → Turtle soup? Maybe wine instead.

Its a trap hare! Tortoise will get you too drunk to finish the race. You’ll pass out, and he will stagger across the finish line

That’s how the tortoise won…got the rabbit all shiitake faced and then won the race.

I’m a race-ist, but OK.

Just don’t rabbit on me when it comes time to pay the bar tab…

Bunny should like anything made of “Hopps”, eh?

Sounds good to me…..

Sorry guys, that will eliminate the meaning of hard work bearing fruits inspite of lower Calibre out of the dictionary of the upcoming generations.

Why yes, they do look like they belong to different races!

Lauda and Hunt?

I like the way this turtle thinks. Let’s hope it is a real beer, though.

It’s been done already. The last time by a flying tortoise vs an 8-legged hare.

It’s a trick..