Kliban by B. Kliban for May 15, 2023

I hope it’s lemon meringue.

If Soupy Sales was God.

The companion to the potted plant in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Some say the world will end in banana cream

Some say in pumpkin spice

But in my own desired dream

Blueberry is what would seem

And be most nice

Some would have a different taste

Perhaps apple with ice cream

There is no haste

Any flavor would suffice

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(Apology to Robert Frost)

If the topic is, “The last thing you see before you expire”, I can think of far worse things than a pie.

Whoa! Don’t much like that last one!

♪♪When the moon hit your eye,

Like a big pie,

That’s amore.♪♪

We’re about to go crust-to-crust.

So, is that how we’re going to go? Zapped by a giant apple pie?

Solve the world wide food shortage, for those that like pie.

Bring in the clowns! LOL

Monday

If the pie has your name on it, there’s not a lot you can do.

Into every single life,

some cow pie must fly.

The apiecalypse.

I see an alternate theory here of how the dinosaurs met their demise.

WHO threw those pies?!?

Pie in the sky, soon to meet your eye.