That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 22, 2023

What happens when there are holes in the furniture.

/// His wood bench is inclined with a curve.

He’d slide down, but he hasn’t the nerve.

The top surface is rough

and although he is tough,

wooden splinters he doesn’t deserve.

Hello, Doctor, I am ready for my exam.

Actor posing for early ‘Green screen’ video of Superman flying.

Is it just me, or is this guy a little too well defined? He almost looks like a side of beef.

the artist was too shy to a$$ the model to cover up!

The first version of the rack was too kinky to last.

Hilarious, Melcher! I first read about Galileo’s inclined plane experiments in his book, Gravity. Sinve Gamow was a joker and artist, I think he would have loved your joke.

Are you sure this isn’t Sisyphus?

The guaranteed way to insure no one else uses your inclined plane.

Shouldn’t his legs be parted to allow stuff that comes out of his 4$$ to roll down ?

“I’ll be there in a moment.”

Who’s going to tell him that his girlfriend has left?

The inventor of the air matress

Looks like an early study for Adam on the Sistine chapel ceiling.

The day Bob started considering finding a different chiropractor

“Excuse me, could you hand me that robe?”

This could be used in an ad for BrazilianButtLifts R Us.

His humbleness was just out of reach, but he figured the ladies enjoyed him trying to reach for it.

“Stupid weird Swedish bed. ‘The cure for insomnia,’ my uncovered butt!”

“Ah, man, the remote fell off again…”

“Bridgerton: The Outtakes.”

Man lying down: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Circle_of_Th%C3%A9odore_G%C3%A9ricault_-_Man_lying_down.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting, by someone in the artist’s circle.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3135 (May 22, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here (3 times total, including a Throwback Thursday repeat), the March 2, 2023, strip being the prior (the repeat).

Staff member at the nudist resort spying for guests still wearing swim suits at the pool.

“I found the hole in the bench. Ahh, that feels good.”

Failed Olympic events – the inclined baseball throw.

Oh Hilda, the stiffness has returned now……so hurry to me!

He’s on a “ball-istic” trajectory!