Herman by Jim Unger for June 26, 2023

Absolutely    sucked all of the air out of the room

Best one I ever heard.

I come before you to say that I stand behind you….

Hu what did you say something.

Who listens to every word of every speech? NOT counting perfect people, which we have some of

Okay, she won’t tell you, but don’t wake her.

Sure cure for insomnia.

It was his best speech ever, if it was about curing insomnia.

Ok I won’t,

She;s too busy listening.

Just it because it was the best speech he ever wrote doesn’t mean it was worth a d*&n.

Just skip over the introductions and thanking everybody you know

“The very best part was when you said, ‘thank you and good night.’ "

She won’t tell you.

She: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !

If HE managed to talk HER to sleep…I’d say it was definitely an achievement worthy of the record books!

She’s relieved that she doesn’t have to tell you.

It’s just not the best one he’s ever spoken

I’m hearing Ben Stein’s voice….zzzzzzzzzzz