Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 12, 2023

Zoe you’ll get no argument from me.

It is really really great glue.

No more tooth fairy for you! Mwah-hahaha!

Darryl will pay the tooth fairy this time.

Trust me you don’t know the half of it, Hammie.

I crown you King Of The Mouth.

My late brother-in-law had a crumb come off while he was eating. Unfortunately, he swallowed it with his food. So, he watched his output, and the next day he passed it. He retrieved it from the toilet, washed it off, and took it to the dentist to be reinstalled.

You have a point there Zoe!

maybe he’ll opt for the cyanide-filled model

Dentistry is rarely fun for the patient. Wait until she finds out about root canal surgery.

I think the worst part of going to the dentist is when you get home and the novocaine starts wearing off.

The Peter Pan mentality is understandable.

In the last panel, is Zoe sitting on a SitNSpin?? Haven’t seen one in ages!

Wait for the kids to figure out that sitting at a school desk was more fun than a grownup work desk.

“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man (woman), I put away childish things.” When you get older (notice I didn’t say grow up), your perspective changes. When get past retirement age, you don’t care any more what people think and can act childish again. Put your old dentures under your pillow for the Tooth Fairy and hope you’ll get at least something

wait till you actually get there… you’ll find out that it’s much worse. :L

Kid, you have no idea how right you are.

I remember when I first saw my mom and dad take their false teeth out. I tried and tried to remove mine like they did but i couldn’t. It wasn’t until I finally asked them why I couldn’t that I understood how they could. I definitely decided I didn’t want to go through what they did to achieve the process!!!

I’d rather have been a kid forever, but the other grownups wouldn’t let me.

Bulletin for Zoe: Being a grownup is NOT necessarily fun, but it has its own rewards.

Oh Zoe, you have no idea.

I’m glad the cap I had fall out was while I was eating in a restaurant. I just went to the rest room and stuck it back in. I made a dental appointment but it stayed on. The dentist couldn’t get it off.

If he did put in under his pillow, all the Tooth Fairy would give him is a wooden nickel.