Herman by Jim Unger for July 22, 2023

I’ll drink it as soon as I can get to it.

Is her coffee that bad?

Coffee to go… to the dogs

Hold on. I’m still thinking about it.

“Pull me up and I’ll drink it no matter how bad it is!!”

“I’ll drink it later. But not now.”

Needs sugar.

I’ll open my mouth, you pour it in

Mr. Predicament and Mrs. Oblivious.

Throw it out

Lemme finish pulling weeds, dear.

In a minute dear.

Completely vague on the situation, to the point of missing the emergency.

If the coffee is hot, throw it at his hands. He will love the scenery on his way down

Throw it away. If he gets out of this predicament without falling, he’ll want something with a bit more kick, say something in a good single malt…

He’ll need to switch to decaf

Grab with both hands so you don’t spill it.

Push your hair off your eyes. You might notice he is indisposed at the moment.

How’s it hangin’?

I wonder if that’s the same cliff Sergeant Snorkel is always falling off.