The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2023

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    pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A light meal?

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Are they from Calcutta?

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    they approach everything with such gravity!

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    pearlsbs  over 1 year ago

    He’s too dense to listen.

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    pearlsbs  over 1 year ago

    I did a Google search for black hole pictures.

    All I kept getting were scientific articles.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Clusters are good for the hole family.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The cluster’s too globular, Ma

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Very clever.

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    Croms  over 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t Black Holes be eating Spaghetti(fication)?

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    chief tommy  over 1 year ago

    So did the mom and dad collide to make the son?

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I think there’s a hole in the whole theory.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago
    Where are your manners! For Hubbles sake, Everybody on earth is WATCHING US.
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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    They are very attractive.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Make sure you eat the “Hole” thing too!

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    1ecrae  over 1 year ago

    DID YOU SAY BLACK HOE FAMILY?

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    Seth down  over 1 year ago

    Once I dated a black hole … it sucked the living daylights out of me

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    I’m thinking something must be wrong the child: the more a black hole “eats” the more mass it gains and the greater its gravitational pull – it should become even more hungry. [There had to have been something wrong in something it ate.]

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    Malph  over 1 year ago

    Starburst for dessert.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    How is he going to maintain his Hawking Radiance if he doesn’t eat his star clusters?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mom’s right, Junior. There’s no escaping it.

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    prrdh  over 1 year ago

    Tsk, tsk. A whole family, gone over to the Dark Side.

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    MRC112  over 1 year ago

    That can’t be right. The advert says it’s “a snack you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite”.

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    Slowly, he turned...  over 1 year ago

    Who lives on the other side of them?

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    I’m guessing they have a starfish for a pet.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mom’s always on a diet, constantly sucking cosmic matter.

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    Tired  over 1 year ago

    I can’t believe you ate the hole thing!

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Mother Black Hole has consumed Father Black Hole…

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    We live on the edge of the bowl.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    He ate the Milky Way, now there’s no milk to put on his star clusters.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    “Then No Death Star for dessert!!!”

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    They look like licorice M&M’s.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    At home at the center of all galaxies. To become a single singularity at the end of the crash.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wait until you see my “black hole” imitation when I walk into a donut shop.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    They should be eating healthier, but they’re too dense to realize it.

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    Jethro Flatline  over 1 year ago

    Black hole son, won’t you come and wash away the dishes?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I was going to start a small company manufacturing black-hole suitcases for people with too much stuff to pack, but a business consultant informed me that, sadly, people would also want to unpack them at the end of the trip.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Like most kids, Junior doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Who said what first?…

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Lite? Tastes great, less filling… I knew it was a scam.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    I’m having a hard time understanding the gravity of the situation.

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    kenneth.sanger  over 1 year ago

    Dark humor just sucks.

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