I’m thinking something must be wrong the child: the more a black hole “eats” the more mass it gains and the greater its gravitational pull – it should become even more hungry. [There had to have been something wrong in something it ate.]
I was going to start a small company manufacturing black-hole suitcases for people with too much stuff to pack, but a business consultant informed me that, sadly, people would also want to unpack them at the end of the trip.
pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago
A light meal?
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Are they from Calcutta?
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
they approach everything with such gravity!
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
He’s too dense to listen.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
I did a Google search for black hole pictures.
All I kept getting were scientific articles.
Superfrog over 1 year ago
Clusters are good for the hole family.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
The cluster’s too globular, Ma
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Very clever.
Croms over 1 year ago
Shouldn’t Black Holes be eating Spaghetti(fication)?
chief tommy over 1 year ago
So did the mom and dad collide to make the son?
blunebottle over 1 year ago
I think there’s a hole in the whole theory.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Zykoic over 1 year ago
They are very attractive.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Make sure you eat the “Hole” thing too!
1ecrae over 1 year ago
DID YOU SAY BLACK HOE FAMILY?
Seth down over 1 year ago
Once I dated a black hole … it sucked the living daylights out of me
Doug K over 1 year ago
I’m thinking something must be wrong the child: the more a black hole “eats” the more mass it gains and the greater its gravitational pull – it should become even more hungry. [There had to have been something wrong in something it ate.]
Malph over 1 year ago
Starburst for dessert.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
How is he going to maintain his Hawking Radiance if he doesn’t eat his star clusters?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mom’s right, Junior. There’s no escaping it.
prrdh over 1 year ago
Tsk, tsk. A whole family, gone over to the Dark Side.
MRC112 over 1 year ago
That can’t be right. The advert says it’s “a snack you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite”.
Slowly, he turned... over 1 year ago
Who lives on the other side of them?
uniquename over 1 year ago
I’m guessing they have a starfish for a pet.
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mom’s always on a diet, constantly sucking cosmic matter.
Tired over 1 year ago
I can’t believe you ate the hole thing!
paranormal over 1 year ago
Mother Black Hole has consumed Father Black Hole…
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
We live on the edge of the bowl.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
He ate the Milky Way, now there’s no milk to put on his star clusters.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
“Then No Death Star for dessert!!!”
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
They look like licorice M&M’s.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
At home at the center of all galaxies. To become a single singularity at the end of the crash.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wait until you see my “black hole” imitation when I walk into a donut shop.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
They should be eating healthier, but they’re too dense to realize it.
Jethro Flatline over 1 year ago
Black hole son, won’t you come and wash away the dishes?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
I was going to start a small company manufacturing black-hole suitcases for people with too much stuff to pack, but a business consultant informed me that, sadly, people would also want to unpack them at the end of the trip.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Like most kids, Junior doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
T... over 1 year ago
Who said what first?…
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Lite? Tastes great, less filling… I knew it was a scam.
Buoy over 1 year ago
I’m having a hard time understanding the gravity of the situation.
kenneth.sanger over 1 year ago
Dark humor just sucks.