Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 26, 2023

Oh, there’s some malarkey going on here, that’s for sure.

Hmm… Montague, huh? I would like to see this Montague. Which mole is he?

Now THAT is one Mole of a Mustache! And at least Molestache isn’t attacking them, yet.

Why am I not surprised that the moles are “blindly” following their leader wherever he may go?

If we follow their logic, then wouldn’t a colony of ants live under ant-archy?

Goldy finally got a response from a mole.

According to Girl Genius, it’s moligarchy.

Am I the only one that sees today’s mole as Wilfred Brimley Mole? Just waiting for him to respond to Goldie with a long monologue for a Quaker Oats commercial. Just from him say “why?”.

Nice mustache

OT: seeking advice about a neighbor

Mole-archy = ’ Malarkey ’ !!! … :)

Nah, mate. You’ll be the first to fall whilst Mopoleon runs and hides.

Well Mole, Armageddon is coming!

More like a malarkey.

You go Goldie! Make those mustached muckraking moles, talk!

What do you suppose he’s “hmph” ing about in the first panel?

At the molecular level, they have to know they shouldn’t be following a mole-arch.

Why me never knews them moles was such pun loving creatures.

Very good viewpoint question, Goldie. You’re getting to the bottom of the moles’ motivations. (ﾐゝᆽ･ﾐ)

Brave bruiser Baba in one corner, Mealy Malarky Montague in the other.Hmmmmmmm…….who will come out on top?

It’s high time we hear from them.

Has anyone read C. S. Lewis’ Voyage of the Dawn Treader? The moles sound quite a bit like the dufflepuds.

From the Musical Oliver!: I’d Do Anything

Wilford Mole: We’d do anything

For our king, anything,

For Montague means everything

To “We!”

I know that

We’d do anything

He commands, anything,

He demands everything,

You see!

Beatrix: Would you tunnel for miles?

Wilford: Anything!

Tommy: See that no one smiles?

Wilford: Anything!

Beatrix: Get Queen Mags all riled?

Wilford: If Montague ordered.

Wilford: Yes we’d do anything

He ordered, anything

Because he is our king

Anything we’d do!

I love Mr Mole’s purple checkered shirt! In fact, with the mustache, he’s very handsome in a down-to-earth way.

God Save the Molearch!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Ceiling Can Be a Floor Culinary School

Thomios: I think we’ve created some wonderful new recipes, Uncle Floof. I can’t wait to try them out at the palace.

Floofnet the Joyous: What I’d really like to do is replicate some ancient recipes that were lost when the Library at Meowlaxendria was destroyed.

Thomios: Yeah, that was a shame. At least we now know it wasn’t due to the culinary staff’s carelessness.

Floof: There’s a rumour (spoken in a British accent) that the recipe scrolls were housed in a different place from the other scrolls.

Thomios: Maybe we’ll find them some day. I know with our kitt, uh small cats, a lot of exploring will be done.

Floof: I would love to find some of the heirloom foods and spi, well, you know what.

Thomios: Maybe some day.

what a glorious molestache he has!

Why would the moles do such a thing!?!

Oh, yeah, their king is named Montague

Well, enough said, then.

I knew Montague was the one in charge. He’s the only mole with a fancy hat!

Mole-archy??? Brilliant!!!

And that is how it usually is, those in charge start wars but the rest fight them

BCN, CN, Great, just great. I wish someone would warn us about the start of Ratings Week.

Moles are out on the road

Feeling loyal, and so bold

All King has to do is call their names

And they’ll be there, being huge pains

Where he leads, they will follow

Anywhere that he tells them to

If cats need, need to know what caused the coup

Moles will follow where he leads

- Carole King / Toni Stern – Where You Lead

Aw, I was hoping for Moletariat. :p

Monty Mole? A Super Mario Bros. reference.

I can see Goldie’s questioning leading her up the line to Montague. Tommy looks anxious in the second panel.

Oh really? Time for a political revolution then.

Okay, so the mole king is Montague. Is the queen of the local owls named Capulet?

Groan - hey, puns like that are Pastis’ territory over in ‘Pearls Before Swine’ ;) Watchit.

A molearchy, and that’s no malarkey ;)

CN News? Cat News News.

Buncha moleasses.

Why do they need two reporters in one place?

“I didnt vote for you!”

The little hmph was completely uncalled for.

OT:Censor

OT: The Tiny Taco Truck has landed…

Nothing like blind obedience

8^)

Individually they’re nothing, but there are 6.02 × 10^23 of them in a Mole-army!

It took multiple readings before I realized the mole in the first panel is not the mole with the mustache. BTW, I love how his arms are crossed in the last panel. That must have taken some careful maneuvering with those long claws!

Mr. Mole reminds me of, The Lorax!

This has probably been mentioned before, but … Is Ms. Dunn having a problem with moles in her lawn?

hey brother mole, you need a nail trim stat