Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 02, 2023

(Incredibles kid) “THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!” (/Incredibles kid)

Nobody gets away from the Ripster.

I guess that war cry was somewhere between “Yo Joe!” and “Thundercats Ho!”

And somehow, I suspect Diablo will escape to harass Haywire another day.

This strip stopped making sense a long time ago

Don’t question it, Hazy. Believe in it, and, that power may be yours, when you grow up.

A course in Action Movies 101 can explain how gunfire equals colossal vehicle explosion.

KA-STOPPED

Hazy’s commentary is hilarious! This little girl thought her daddy made pancakes for a living; she’s going thru her own version of “A History of Violence”.

with great artwork

Artistic license.

KA-ESCAPE FOILED!

Hey, no one said comics have to be grounded in reality. (Frankly, it’s a lot more fun when they’re not.)

Hazy, you just know that there will always be questions that’re best not asked, especially on how your Daddy gets the job done.

To paraphrase the MST3K Mantra, It’s just a comic strip. Fireball should really just relax.

So, what’s wrong with “Let ’er Rip!!”?

Don’t worry, child. You’ll understand it better when you get older.

Incendiary rounds mixed in the ammo hit the gas tank. Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Dan hired a new special effects team.