Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 01, 2023

Annoying because they’ll actually have to pass through their home town on the way there.

Think of it this way: That means a long ride on Marigold!

And if it’s a long trip, you can think of how to get even with that queen! Sorry for repeating it, but this calls for revenge!

Define “annoying” in goblin-made magical spa dimension?

That look on Dakota’s face tells you how annoyed she already is.

Just ask Marigold to turn Phoebe and Dakota into Goblins again and enjoy the spa.

Where’s “Sting” when you need it? Or maybe “Orcrist the Goblin Cleaver”? The mere sight of them makes any orc or goblin tremble with fear!

That actually simplifies the spell casting. All gates are a Gate of Magic Departure. No reversal spell is needed. Just some annoying walking.

Would there be a bad Goblin named “Black Blart”!

Oh goodie! A quest!

Or you could just wait until someone else goes through and run through

At least shove Prunella’s face in the mud before setting off.

Annoying journey, but with beautiful fonts

Oh, I literally heard Prunella’s smug “Blart” in my head! (excuse the umlaut) And is Dakota looking at us in the last panel?

Like I said, why can’t the awards committee just show up while investigating why Marigold never showed up?

Don’t we ALL?

Maybe you can liven it up by squeezing in a team building exercise or something along the way.

Don’t look at us like that, Dakota, we don’t write for this strip.

“Adventure is something that happens to someone else. When it’s happening to you, it’s only trouble.” – Gerald Morris

Often journeys with Marigold become annoying.

I don’t know what Phoebe’s problem is, I love annoying journeys!

Maybe they should join Prunella, and soak for a bit.