Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 19, 2023

Uh-oh, there goes Andy’s chance for immortality……

Oh yeah yeah, like the beer is going to reach its destination with a license anyway shrug

Andy could deliver it one pint at a time, but he would probably filter it…

All the other souls on the road that would be in danger if he were actually behind the wheel are now eternally grateful for this.

But then again as I only use my licence to prove I am old enough [despite the balding white hair] to buy alcohol [I don’t need to own a car in this city].

probably due to a dui

I go with the former.

Easy Andy, way too sensitive.

This is another strip which reminds me of one of my favourites. It was the one where Andy agreed to be interviewed for the post of bus driver as he would be paid for sitting down:

Interviewer: Do you drink, Mr Capp?

Andy: Since you’re offering, I’ll have a pint.

Google fastest route from the brewery- Home.

Two good reasons, no denying that…

In England they drive on the left side of the road any way who would notice.

There was an Archie comic; Archie and Jughead were delivering pizzas for Pop Tate. A big pie, pepperoni, cheezie, warm, and smelly, to be delivered to Mrs. XYZ. Three minutes into the delivery, Jughead eats the whole thing, buys another, 3 minutes, eats and buys, repeat. Archie tells Pop that the Mrs. XYZ is not getting her pizza, Pop “there is no Mrs. XYZ”

I cannot imagine a life without my Driving Licenses

Well, both, truth be told.

And simply there you have it……

I realized I was never meant to drive when I got a speeding ticket…on the WRITTEN EXAM!

Andy doesn’t need a licence to drive … everyone crazy!

Is the bartender standing Andy for a free pint? Certainly hope so.

I don’t have a driving license either.

It may be just as well that Andy can’t legally drive. Otherwise the beer truck would probably end up in the canal.

Yes Jack, there is that too.

Trump 2024

Texas’ Blue Bell ice cream worked the barkeep’s idea themselves for TV ads years ago: “We eat all we want, then sell the rest.”

Any excuse not to work…

Just as well, the last thing we need is another drunk driver.

Even if Andy had a license, he wouldn’t take the job because he’d have to unload the beer and take it into the pubs, i.e. work!