Dave’s pet rock caused havoc where ever it rolled. But one day, it slammed into a brick wall and broke into a million little pebbles …..It was finally deemed an unroll-able stone and was thrown into the ocean, skipping all the way…….
As mentioned in yesterdays cartoon, I tried the Solo cup thing. I went and set out a bunch of Solo cups filled with money and then left. I went back later to check on ‘em, and sure enough…… all the money was gone!
Now I just gotta figure out how to make money off of it! Yep… once I do that, I’m gonna be sooooo RICH! ㋡
C 10 months ago
Rock and roll is King
Zykoic 10 months ago
It has run off with that Cabbage-Patch doll.
Doug K 10 months ago
It rolled and it killed two birds? That’s too bad.
Dave was hoping it would gather some moss.
rekam Premium Member 10 months ago
Ooh! It’s sedimental.
Digital Frog 10 months ago
Maybe it met a morphic and decided to start over with a clean slate
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
He’s mistaken. It’s between itself and a hard place.
Imagine 10 months ago
Maybe it got stoned.
markkahler52 10 months ago
It ran off with a stone….(ugh!)
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
“Let it Rock, Let it Roll! That kind of music just soothes my Soul….”
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Please do not pet the rock.
Havel 10 months ago
Is it named Peter?
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Dave’s pet rock caused havoc where ever it rolled. But one day, it slammed into a brick wall and broke into a million little pebbles …..It was finally deemed an unroll-able stone and was thrown into the ocean, skipping all the way…….
Judeeye Premium Member 10 months ago
Two birds one rock. ☺️☺️
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Dave just killed two jokes with one…… naaah, I can’t do it!
cactusbob333 10 months ago
Sittin’ in the rocker, gettin’ yer rocks off.
WDDIM 10 months ago
Don’t be igneous.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 10 months ago
I think I get the schist of it.
daisypekin01 10 months ago
sedimental (snicker×>).
coltish1 10 months ago
I wonder if Big Joe Turner is rolling in his grave like a 78.
(Rock and roll? The inventor?)
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
As mentioned in yesterdays cartoon, I tried the Solo cup thing. I went and set out a bunch of Solo cups filled with money and then left. I went back later to check on ‘em, and sure enough…… all the money was gone!
Now I just gotta figure out how to make money off of it! Yep… once I do that, I’m gonna be sooooo RICH! ㋡
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
“If you’re going to lose a pet, may it be your pet rock” …!
( ancient Neanderthal grunt )
fencie 10 months ago
You’ll find it on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
The Brooklyn Accent 10 months ago
It can’t have gone far. Rock and roll is here to stay.
dbrucepm 10 months ago
Get my rocks off the mountain, and roll ’em on down the hill Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
TurbosDad 10 months ago
A rock that rolls? Music to my ears…
ehselin1967 10 months ago
At least it won’t gather any moss
JPuzzleWhiz 10 months ago
He must have bought it while it was on “shale”…he’s raised it from a pebble…
RabbitDad 10 months ago
I had a pet rock once, but it was too unrefined for domestication so I had to release it back into the wild.
crazeekatlady 10 months ago
I’m more igneous or metamorphic.
gopher gofer 10 months ago
well, rock on…
Amanda El-Dweek creator 10 months ago
So is it a rolling stone? (Did somebody already make this joke? I don’t always read all the comments. If so, I apologize.)
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
That pet rock craze was crazy…the “inventor” must’ve laughed himself/herself silly all the way to the bank!