Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 08, 2023

Don’t worry, lady. Most of the people at your church believe Trump is God’s chosen one.

They only WISH it was this organized.

Is MyFacts a Murdoch owned company?

Dump doesn’t have four thumbs and tail? What does he use to shove up his ………….. ?

Too bad the AI forgot the horns and cloven hooves…

A 2000-page “Trump is Innocent” kit?? Garry, please don’t give those MAGA jack@$$es any ideas!!

Austin’s co-worker must be holding a copy of Steve Benson’s latest cartoon.

Do you really think they would read 200 pages of anything? If they could, they wouldn’ buy into MAGA

Combined with the Bill Maher closing this week, the main problem is people who cannot recognize the truth, especially when you realize how right Hemingway actually was about how to explain the deep truths via fiction. The truth, the whole truth is mostly nothing but boring that hides the important bits of the truth (of nothing but the truth that’s become lost in the noise).

Doonesbury has mostly lost its sense of humor these years… Funny fiction squished under accusations of confabulation? Or too many violations of the General Principle of Relatively Funny Stuff?

‘…weaponize his friends’… The Orange Baboon does not have friends. He has followers, partners in crime, competitors and underlings. Can anyone imagine him turning up to a Sunday BBQ with a 6-pack and t-shirt that says ’Rudi’s Grill Bit$h’?

“He has horns in the picture too.”

“Oh, that’s real. The bad comb-over is to distract you from the fact and not to hide his hair loss.)

Only one of the reasons organized religion is dead to me

The great god Drumpf provides so much material for ridicule.

That’s not AI. It’s just a camera that was cursed to always show the true form of its subject.

Four thumbs…and ‘a tale told by an idiot’.

Time to start building the deprogramming camps.

The camera always adds 10 pounds. …and extra thumbs.

Won’t make one bit of difference to Little Donnie’s maggots. Unfortunately.

It’s a forked tail…

Trudeau does not acknowledge Biden as president. At least it appears that way.

GAWD! Who will rid us of this pestilence????

“Everybody is lying except the compulsive liar! He’s the only one who’s honest!

“And stop calling it a cult!”

A tail? Well add a pitchfork and we’re good to go.

To go harvesting souls and laying waste to the Earth.

The “church” reference was a nice touch, and it fits. Most trump supporters are working hard to make this country into a fundamentalist Christian Taliban state.

The funniest thing here is the recognition that AI does a terrible job with extremities.

Meanwhile, down in south Florida, Judge Cannon is doing her darnest to push the trial back past the November 2024 elections. Hopefully she is reigned in by the court above her but I don’t know if they have grounds to do so. Jack Smith needs to bear down on her nonsensical rulings.

This is the point i’ve been making for a while about trump. when he picks someone he goes on and on how wonderful they are, but when he fires them/they turn on him ‘they were never any good’ but you flogged them you half wit.

Four thumbs? That’s way too many. The appendages at the end of his arms aren’t nearly that well developed.

The other phone reps around Austin keep changing from panel to panel. Is this phone center magical?

God’s chosen one? Did they ever say chosen for what?

James Mattis, Richard Spencer, John Bolton, John Kelly, H.R. McMaster, John Bossert, Cliff Sims, Omarosa Manigault Newman, Anthony Scarmucci, Gary Cohn, Ty Cobb, Nikki Haley, Rex Tillerson, Kurt Volker, and Jeff Sessions all commented about how bad Trump was.

Despite all that Trumpettes will still believe in Trump.

Even Tucker Carlson said, “We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest. But come on. There really isn’t an upside to Trump,” but that won’t deter the Trumpettes either. Much like all the failed lawsuits and sanction lawyers from the fake election fraud claims fail to convince them that the election was not stolen.

I think Hillary was on to something when she stated that Trump supporters need some deprogramming.

Did the horns on his head show up?

“Christians have been worried about the antichrist for centuries. When he finally showed up they voted for him.” — some smart person

Love the fact that GBT is always disgusted by all things Trump, well except for the 4 “books” that are for sale on this site… sales must be lagging, time to turn up the Trump

Dump that photo guys and use the AI generated one that shows the Fat Orange Clone as God; aka the FOC’n God. Perfect for MAGAs’ tank tops and coffee shops that is sure to outsell the mug shot merch.

Republicans, please. All these wild fantasies that can’t even survive the next set of revelations from one of Trump’s crew- it’s pathetic, really. Stop degrading yourselves and just admit the one thing you care about:

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“We want Trump in power so he can make the people we hate suffer and die.”

Oh, those insidious liberals, posing as AI in order to sabotage MyFACTS! Must purge technology as soon as we’re done banning/burning books.

Are you sure that’s AI?

Hello? MyFACTS? Can I have some facts that show that the War On Poverty helped poor people?

Isn’t that physical description accurate? It’s a known fact that in 1946 a small spacecraft landed in a back yard in Queens. In it was a being that resembled a human infant. It was wearing a grey wool onesie and a long red scarf. It was chewing on the scarf. The Trump family took it in and raised it as their own.

So many truths here. All witnesses and evidence against him comes from republicans NOT democrats. It is a sad and dangerous time for our country.

“Look at this! Look at this! Israel at War! They’ve pushed me off the front pages! Dämn the Jews!!”

“Uh, sir, it wasn’t the Jews who ….”

“Are you giving me grief, Hernandez? Are you? You’re fired! Get out of here! Ivanka, baby, they’re being mean to Daddy again. Come here and hold my gland I mean hand.”

Of course, when people are receiving 20-year sentences for merely being present at the Capitol on January 6th, leaves one to ponder their mortality and the prospect of rotting in jail under a rotten, corrupt justice system!

The tail is surprisingly accurate

For an AI fake that’s perfectly normal. They require almost as much tweaking as a real Trump photo to make him look passably human.

He also has horns on his head, but no worries.

Wait, how can they be sold out of “talking points”? It’s not like they’re physical objects, right?