One of Kurt Vonnegut’s alien characters (via science fiction writer Kilgore Trout) was a creature the size of a matchstick, that communicated through tap dancing and farts. It came in peace, but a drunk accidentally killed it by trying to light his cigarette with it.
Earth is not its intended destination, just an emergency rest stop. Sorry, it seemed appropriate, since the inhabitants are using the water and air essentially as toilets.
Ed A. about 1 year ago
It’s mooning you.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
And which direction does it spit?
seanfear about 1 year ago
usually they go against the wind direction – if you don’t smell anything, you’re good.
pschearer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Better get it right or it could mean the doom of Planet Earth.
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
The world may never know.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Assuming it has a face…
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
Why do we always think aliens will have two eyes, a nose and a mouth?
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
One of Kurt Vonnegut’s alien characters (via science fiction writer Kilgore Trout) was a creature the size of a matchstick, that communicated through tap dancing and farts. It came in peace, but a drunk accidentally killed it by trying to light his cigarette with it.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Earth is not its intended destination, just an emergency rest stop. Sorry, it seemed appropriate, since the inhabitants are using the water and air essentially as toilets.
Windfall35 about 1 year ago
Not sure…but I wouldn’t make any sudden moves to startle it…
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
It’s difficult to know, butt ..
Slowly, he turned... about 1 year ago
This got ugly fast!
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Either way, I wouldn’t stand too close. They don’t necessarily do things the way humans do.
wirepunchr about 1 year ago
It’s hard to tell, either way it’s still cheeky.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Looks like the large fat cheeks are on the back of its neck. One can never tell about Unger’s drawing, much less his aliens.
Jimmyk939 about 1 year ago
The north end facing south or the south end facing north?
FireAnt_Hater about 1 year ago
Those are cheeks either way :^)..
tremaine53 about 1 year ago
You have to read the moon.
wrytercat about 1 year ago
West of the moon?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 1 year ago
Well, it looks like his butt is facing you.
mindjob about 1 year ago
It farts in your general direction
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Looks to me like a fat @ss is mooning us, doesn’t it‼️⁉️
win.45mag about 1 year ago
It must be female, whether it’s butt or boobs.
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
Somehow I don’t think this is what H.G. Wells had in mind…
ekke about 1 year ago
Huh. It asks the same thing about YOU!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
It just likes tush show off!!
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Traveled halfway across the universe, looking for Beavis.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
Perfectly valid question.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
LOLOL ♥♥
andrew.scharnhorst about 1 year ago
That is a most excellent question.
Ukko wilko about 1 year ago
If something brown drops out, you’ll know.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Could it be a Kardashian?