Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 05, 2023

The optics on this are really bad

“How long have you been seeing each other?”

Couldn’t keep their eyes off of each other.

Eew.

Mister Blazek is on a roll. What a week so far!

♫"Some enchanted evening,

You may see a stranger,

You may see a stranger

Across a crowded room…"♫

Ewwww! I don’t see this ending well.

At least, they only have eyes for one another!!

I can’t look.

What a tangled web of optic nerves they weave …

… when across the room each others eyes they perceive.

They were OK as their eyes danced until a polka came along.

Yuk!

Hey! My eyes are up here! …usually…

This isn’t helping my overactive imagination. I just read a chapter in a book where the heroine goes to a fancy-dress masquerade ball. Only to gawk at most of the guests. Because the masquerade part was to hide the fact that the major part of the partygoers are demons/magical beings. The one the book described the most… had snakes for eyes.

They had each other @ gawk.

I guess those parts really were loose.

At first I thought they were having a first date at an Italian cafe…

Thus the term “four eyes”…

The eyes have it!

At least now they see eye to eye. But seriously folks, Don’t you hate when that happens?

I think Dave missed the caption. Their eyes ‘locked’ across the room.

Fortunately they didn’t undress each other with their eyes.

Yuk!

Lovely braided, uh, braided, uh, oh my, eYUCK!

WELL, YOU HAVE SOME OPTIC NERVE!!!

Eeeeew!!

Mr. Blazek: A little late but congratulations on your National Cartoonist Society award!

Sing it with me!…“Can’t keep my eyes off of yoouuu!”

I wonder how they wound up like this.

“Next on Dr. Pupal Popper. “

I can’t visualize them having much of a future together.

Star-crossed lovers.