Herman by Jim Unger for October 14, 2023

Garnish his wages.

Hardly seems equitable that the shyster has no consequences for his crimes

Who do you think you are, a presidential candidate?

Lawyers are like weathermen and doctors, they get paid no matter what happens.

“Don’t worry, I’ll pay you. At $0.65 an hour working here in Laundry, I’ll have paid off a sizable chunk in 30 years.”

Pay him like the Polish lottery pays. $1 a year for a million years.

Talk to the knuckles.

Read the fine print on my knuckles, “Payment will be applied upon acquittal.”

His inmate number matches the print year. What a coincidence

You’ll get paid when I get out. Get my sentence reduced and you’ll get paid quicker. See how that works?

“And if I don’t pay?”

So sue me. All my other lawyers are doing it when they are not busy defending themselves.

The debt owed them from such deadbeats is entered as an asset on their ledger sheets. They can then take a loan out against that asset. That’s how they turn debt into cash.

Hey what happened to, You don’t have to pay if you lose?

Doesn’t look at all like trump even though not paying lawyers is true to form.

Good luck with that Pal…..

MAGA lawyers months from now!

I’ll get back to ya in 30 years…

I thought he was working Pro Bono

Reminds me of Georgia inmate number P01135809.

i’ll pay you when i get out

“….for jaywalking.”

One time I was 31 years old.

Fine. Sue me.