If a six-year-old boy got an intricate tattoo like a serpent holding a ship against his chest or whatever, what would the tattoo look like when the boy was 60 or 70 and well over 100 lbs heavier?
Most mom’s have “The Look”. I have fine-tuned mine to “The Eyebrow”. “The Eyebrow” is so effective that it works on ALL kids…even those that aren’t mine. It works great when it’s my turn to assist in Children’s Church on Sundays.
Maybe it’s just my generation, but I have to agree with mom on this one. For the vast majority of people what nature, genetics and your own good stewardship gave you cannot be improved on by some dude with a tattoo pen.
The Count knows a lady who was having a tattoo of Godzilla covering her whole back only the tattoo artist died and it is considered unethical for one tattoo artist to finish the work of another so now she had about half a Godzilla on her back. The upside is it is an excellent job and she really is pretty dang hawt, boy howdy, so yet another Ann❤️Eiffel Happy❤️Ending, boy howdy, :)
As a kid, I thought I was hot stuff because, depending on luck, I could put a quarter into the machine at the grocery store and get a tattoo appliqué. I’d wet the paper, put it on my arm and hold it in place for a couple of minutes, peel off the paper and there was my tattoo. If I were really lucky, it’d survive bath time and the next day’s play before coming off.
i would have said “Great! Lets go now!” and seen how Cal dealt with the first of thousands of needle jabs. Mom did the same thing when Calvin wanted a cigarette. The burnt hand teaches best
There is a lot of peer pressure usually involved in tattoos. Sure, some people get it because they have a specific event or person to commemorate but it is rare.
Whenever I consider permanently defacing my body in some way, I think about that month when I thought a beret was a REALLY GOOD IDEA. I still blush.
codycab 9 months ago
Mom’s had years of practice.
dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago
She can read your mind…..and has eyes in the back of her head.
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
Actually, Calvin can communicate telepathically because he read Mom’s mind.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 9 months ago
Should’ve asked for a fierce tiger tattoo.
einarbt 9 months ago
His mum probably wanted one like that when she was little but her mum said no.
Imagine 9 months ago
She’s got the look…
Deleted Account2623 9 months ago
I want a wife who will do that when I have a stupid idea
MichaelAxelFleming 9 months ago
She must have E.S.P.N.
The Duke 9 months ago
Never ask before hand, just do it and then ask for forgiveness.
Concretionist 9 months ago
That’s not telepathy, that’s “visual language”.
snsurone76 9 months ago
Calvin’s mom probably learned it from mine.
Liam G.P 9 months ago
Same here. I could actually communicate telepathically just by looking at their facial expressions.
desvarzil 9 months ago
Calvin, it is called “The Look”. Almost all Mom’s (and some dads) have it. No words are needed you just KNOW.
Johnny Q Premium Member 9 months ago
There are two places on your body where you shouldn’t get tattooed:
1. Places that are “private parts.”
2. Places that aren’t.
'IndyMan' 9 months ago
Know that look(Mom’s)—-used to see it——often—‘nuff said’ ! ! ! !
incognito 9 months ago
Also known as “The look”…..
p1eacemaker 9 months ago
And mom’s have eyes in the back of their head.
rshive 9 months ago
It’s a gift that Moms have, Calvin.
saylorgirl 9 months ago
I love this one!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago
All women have it! The silent stare speaks volumes!
VegaAlopex 9 months ago
What’s so great about having ink shoved into the dermis…yecch!
Gandalf 9 months ago
Then he can play in the NBA!
NoDice 9 months ago
If a six-year-old boy got an intricate tattoo like a serpent holding a ship against his chest or whatever, what would the tattoo look like when the boy was 60 or 70 and well over 100 lbs heavier?
Wren Fahel 9 months ago
Most mom’s have “The Look”. I have fine-tuned mine to “The Eyebrow”. “The Eyebrow” is so effective that it works on ALL kids…even those that aren’t mine. It works great when it’s my turn to assist in Children’s Church on Sundays.
happyinvenice23 9 months ago
All women have this Ability!
bbenoit 9 months ago
Maybe it’s just my generation, but I have to agree with mom on this one. For the vast majority of people what nature, genetics and your own good stewardship gave you cannot be improved on by some dude with a tattoo pen.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
The Count knows a lady who was having a tattoo of Godzilla covering her whole back only the tattoo artist died and it is considered unethical for one tattoo artist to finish the work of another so now she had about half a Godzilla on her back. The upside is it is an excellent job and she really is pretty dang hawt, boy howdy, so yet another Ann❤️Eiffel Happy❤️Ending, boy howdy, :)
Just-me 9 months ago
As a kid, I thought I was hot stuff because, depending on luck, I could put a quarter into the machine at the grocery store and get a tattoo appliqué. I’d wet the paper, put it on my arm and hold it in place for a couple of minutes, peel off the paper and there was my tattoo. If I were really lucky, it’d survive bath time and the next day’s play before coming off.
sandpiper 9 months ago
Women have that ability early on. It really kicks in with the firstborn.
Purple People Eater 9 months ago
All moms can do that.
PaulAbbott2 9 months ago
i would have said “Great! Lets go now!” and seen how Cal dealt with the first of thousands of needle jabs. Mom did the same thing when Calvin wanted a cigarette. The burnt hand teaches best
Paul D Premium Member 9 months ago
His arms are too skinny to fit his initials, let alone a dragon.
dflak 9 months ago
Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.
tcmrr1 9 months ago
Mothers are good at that.
Is like a melody Premium Member 9 months ago
Why don’t they draw tattoos with permanent markers? Less painful and they wear off eventually.
PoodleGroomer 9 months ago
Start him with a big set of markers.
old_geek 9 months ago
Seeing someone with many tattoos I mainly see skin damage and a reduced ability to obtain vitamin D.
My brother made the comment that with the fads he followed as a youth, at least he could burn them…
Brilliant_Birdie 9 months ago
All moms can do that.
petermerck 9 months ago
Looks more visual to me.
ladykat 9 months ago
I love Mom’s death glare.
minty_Joe 9 months ago
Mom’s stare looks more like she’s on something. What it is, I don’t know.
djtenltd 9 months ago
It’s called “A mother knowing their child”, Calvin.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 9 months ago
Talk to the artist and have them start one without ink in the gun. I can guarantee Calvin won’t last one second.
g04922 9 months ago
LOL….
BiggerNate91 9 months ago
The best face Mom’s ever made.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
There is a lot of peer pressure usually involved in tattoos. Sure, some people get it because they have a specific event or person to commemorate but it is rare.
Whenever I consider permanently defacing my body in some way, I think about that month when I thought a beret was a REALLY GOOD IDEA. I still blush.
dbradway1 9 months ago
Poor Calvin. He was born 30 years too soon. But I would imagine he finally got his tattoo as a 40th birthday present.
mindjob 9 months ago
Mom is denying Calvin a future career as a chain smoking, beer drinking pool shark
Robert4170 9 months ago
Many of today’s moms might very well indulge the kid.
Ol' me 9 months ago
Just what I was thinking.
iplussed 9 months ago
In ten years, they’ll have the same “dialog.”
eced52 9 months ago
The look. Moms swear by it. I saw Ben Shapiro use it the other day when a college student told him the Allies didn’t bomb innocent civilians in WW2.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT 9 months ago
Bilan 9 months ago
It wasn’t Mom communicating telepathically, it was Calvin’s mind reading. He knew what the answer was before he even asked.
rugeirn 9 months ago
It’s not telepathic. Merely non-verbal.
Sambora1 9 months ago
When I made my comment about the LOOK I didn’t realize so many had the same thought, I guess I should have read all the comments before I made mine.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
ALL moms can do that.
GreggW Premium Member 4 months ago
All good moms are.